Satan was trying to tempt me with a brownie. But I got fake boobs, bleached my hair, yanked off my

[Happyhippychick]

shirt and now I'm feeling that God is okay with my decision to eat it.

:rofl:

[Ezlivin]

1. Got photos?

And does the carpet match the drapes?

:)

[WeDidIt]

3. Here

[Richardo]

5. She's a sheriff?

[KansDem]

7. Yeah, determined to place us all under arrest....

cardiac arrest

[KansDem]

6. Since when did "Miss _______" contests make them look like they just stepped out of Hustler?

Hardly the "girl next door" image of the pageants of yesteryear...

[MindPilot]

15. She's no where close to hot enough for Hustler

I hate this titillating crap. (I even don't like that word much)

She's a tease, a kind of sexual hypocrite; she'll show some skin, act all wanton and alluring and then proclaim innocence and virginity. It is porn for 12-year-olds.

Carrie is pretty, not sexy. She should pick a side and quit trying to be something she's not. (Like smart.)

[chollybocker]

13. Huh! She has star-shaped nipples just like Janet Jackson!

What a coinkidink!

[aikoaiko]

17. She's kind of a chubby isn't she?

:sarcasm:

[Happyhippychick]

11. No carpet.

:)

[Kookaburra]

12. Brazillian carpet

No way to tell.

[NJmaverick]

2. You forgot to add in lying about the number of topless photos taken

[Goblinmonger]

9. And lying about WHEN they were taken.

She says she was 17. TMZ says these were within the past year.

[emulatorloo]

4. "So stop your vile personal attacks because God said everything was all ok" n/t

[kegler14]

8. Conservatives make it so easy when they adopt "heroes" like

Sarah Palin, Joe the (non) Plumber, and Miss California.

[livetohike]

10. Don't forget Michael Steele

:-)

[Ilsa]

14. "And those really nice people at Hustler Mag are calling me, will to give

me lots of money I can use to buy Bibles if I take off the bottoms, too."

[avaistheone1]

18. roflmao

[Echo In Light]

16. .