Bill-O: Gay marriage will lead to legalized marriage to turtles.

[edbermac]

And goats and ducks and dolphins.

During the May 11 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly returned to his theory that the legalization of gay marriage could lead to the eventual legalization of interspecies marriages, this time stating to Fox News analyst Margaret Hoover, who argued against O'Reilly's theories, "You would let everybody get married who want to get married. You want to marry a turtle, you can." O'Reilly has previously suggested that gay marriage could ultimately allow for a person to marry "a goat," "a duck," and "a dolphin."

http://mediamatters.org/research/200905120006

Hey Bill, isn't marriage between two consenting parties? Just how would a duck 'consent' during the nuptials?

One quack for yes, two quacks for no?

[foo_bar]

1. "chicks and ducks and geese better scurry"

when Bill-O writes script in a hurry, with the fringe on tap...

[Warpy]

2. O'Reilly has no clue about the concept of consent

because he has likely never received it.

[Bleacher Creature]

6. Shhhh..I think there's a gag order on that subject.

Just ask Andrea Mackris.

[RandiFan1290]

3. I like turtles

[islandmkl]

4. and the guy running for governor down in georgia or alabama or wherever (no slight intended)...

on hearing billotheclown was overheard to say, "Damn...maybe this gay marriage thing ain't so bad after all."...

it's the goat part that i think he was interested in...

[Mythsaje]

5. I'm telling you... these arguments simply highlight how fucking WEIRD

their mental processes are. Marriage to turtles? Who THINKS up this shit?

[SpiralHawk]

7. "which is OK with us Republicons, as long as loofah sex, felafel sex, diaper sex

public-bathrooom stall sex, and the other Chosen Republicon fetishes are included SMIRK"

- BILL O (Republicon Draft Dodger & Sex Expert)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. Oh No!

[YOY]

9. Hey does looking at this make anyone hot?

Anyone???

Didn't think so.

[Dr. Strange]

10. How about this?

It's not narwhal porn, but still!

[YOY]

11. Well they are "Box Turtles" after all...

n.t.

[foo_bar]

12. NSFW!

I mean *spoiler warning*

[foo_bar]

16. on second thought, that doesn't look consensual

Unless the turtle on the left is facing the wrong way. Erm, I've already thought about it too much. I blame Bill-O, someone call the FCC.

[ejpoeta]

13. so rush limbaugh is attracted to turtles, huhh..... that explains a lot.

[ColbertWatcher]

14. WTF is with GOPers and marry turtles? n/t

[YOY]

20. Especially when turtles are some of the most progressive (slowly though) creatures on the planet.

At least my Mushroom and Sausage are...

[JonLP24]

15. I'm sure I can find a dog 'whisperer' to translate my proposal

and then we could establish consent that way. :sarcasm:

[damonm]

17. Stop! You're quacking me up!

Sorry - had to.

[LeftHander]

18. to Bill-O - Gay = Animal: Less than human....that is what he is saying. nt

[ohheckyeah]

19. I wish these people

would just go back to their caves.

[EFerrari]

21. He should be happy. Eventually sink scum may also be eligible.

:sarcasm:

[sakabatou]

22. You need more Teflon for you slope, Bill?

[Ezlivin]

23. For Bill it's turtles all the way down

Pure shell.