Would you rather marry a goat, duck, dolphin or turtle than Bill O'Reilly?

[uppityperson]

Poll question: Would you rather marry a goat, duck, dolphin or turtle than Bill O'Reilly?

With thanks to LynneSin
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5640162&mesg_id=5640162

Edited for then/than typo since you don't have to marry bill afterwards

[Donnachaidh]

1. polygamist kittens? WOW! n/t

[uppityperson]

8. Young polygamist cats. nt

[bunnies]

2. Definitely a dolphin.

Theyre smooth and slippery. :hide:

[panader0]

5. I'm with you, dolphins could be fun, I think,

and they're smart so you could talk to them afterwards.

[bunnies]

9. totally!

Plus... you'd never have to worry about drowning! :hi:

[JenniferJuniper]

10. Flipper

always seemed more human than Bill-0 could ever be.

[TahitiNut]

12. The males are definitely libidinous, too.

:evilgrin:

[bunnies]

15. And they dont need porn or pills either.

:rofl:

adding: She looks pretty happy. :spray:

[YOY]

3. I have pet turtles.

I have no idea exactly how I would copulate with them even if I wanted to.

Now a dolphin...I can imagine...not that I would want to...

[Sebastian Doyle]

6. Ask John Cornyn

Apparently he's the expert on man-on-turtle relations.

[Donnachaidh]

7. turtles are very cool companions

we've had them for years. Sometimes I really wish I knew what they were thinking lol!

[YOY]

17. 99% Food, sex, and sleep.

Kind of like humans.

[JimGinPA]

4. I Refuse To Vote In Sheep-Biased Polls

B-)

[joeybee12]

11. Where's the "Put a gun to my head I still won't marry O'Reilly" option?

:shrug:

[konnichi wa]

13. Unfortunate typo there..."then" before "Bill"

:scared: :rofl:

I don't want to have him 'then' after anything! :D

[uppityperson]

19. True, changed to clarify meaning

had copy/pasted from linked link topic linked but true. You DON'T have to marry bill afterwards

[konnichi wa]

23. That, madam or sir as the case may be is a 'hugh' relief.

:rofl:

[Dogtown]

14. I'd rather bonobos dress me in leather

and store me in a footlocker when they're done...

[chollybocker]

16. I could get down with a duck.

[TheCoxwain]

21. For a DuckFuck ?

[konnichi wa]

22. I know where a duck's down is, but where's its up?

:silly:
edit for oops

[Joanne98]

18. Ducks are cute.

[AspenRose]

20. Dolphins are wicked smart

Unlike ANYONE on Faux. :thumbsup:

[BeHereNow]

24. I had the most WONDERFUL dream about a dolphin a few years ago-

Without a doubt, he was a soul mate.
I've yet to actually meet him, but I know I will.
BHN