Sarah Palin to Release Memoir

[Hepburn]

http://www.newsok.com/sarah-palin-to-release-memoir/article/feed/48541

:puke:

[Faygo Kid]

1. Can't wait for her GPAs from the five colleges she went to.

I think I can beat the sh** out of her on American history, Alex.

[Hepburn]

2. Yeah, combined, I am betting on a cumulative...

...3.0.

:hi:

[thunder rising]

4. with a little rounding help (like 2.52 rounds to 3)

[billyoc]

3. You're 45 fucking years old, you frontier tart!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Abstinence makes the heart grow flounder?

Wasilla Gorilla?

:smoke:

[KamaAina]

6. Oooh! Let's title it, shall we?

"Things I Can Practically See From My House"
"With Respect to Charlie"
"The Out-of-Wedlock Chronicles"
"I Gave John McCain Cooties"

Wheee! Fun!!

[Hepburn]

8. ....

...:rofl:

[KamaAina]

10. Aloha once again...

:hi:

[Hepburn]

11. Heya....

...:hi:

[JitterbugPerfume]

7. oh goodie

[NeedleCast]

9. Well, her career seems like its over, so I guess now is a good time

[H2O Man]

Thanks, Sarah.

Every person on earth thinks about you, at least once a day for an hour. We need to know more.

[louis-t]

12. "And then, when I was twelve...."

:eyes:

[MineralMan]

13. Sarah Palin to Release Odor

She ate brussel sprouts last night.

That would impress me almost as much.

[Ocracoker16]

14. I'm sure there will be a ghost writer of some sort

[stevedeshazer]

15. Proof she's running for President

It'll be her and Newt Gingrich and a bunch of has-beens in the 2012 primaries.

It's gonna be awesome.

[HopeHoops]

16. I'll wait to find it in the Dollar Tree

Should be good for starting fires.

[Libertyfirst]

17. I can hardly wait to read both pages. n/t