Name Sarah Palin's book!

[bleever]

C'mon DU, we can do it! Offer your best suggestions here.


I'll start:

"20,000 Leagues out of My League"

"Slaughterhouse: Fine"

"To Kill a Mockingbird from a Helicopter"


Anyone else?

[Xipe Totec]

1. Hate is Enough n/t

[bleever]

5. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[MineralMan]

2. Also Ran -- You Betcha

[RevCheesehead]

3. My Pet Moose...

and how we cooked it.

[SharonRB]

8. ROFL

:rofl:

:hi:

[rcrush]

4. I think Sarah Palin could get a job as one of those dumb bimbo anchors on cable news

She could fill in for Contessa Brewer or that dumb blonde on Fox and Friends.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

11. sorry, but no.

Ms. California Creamyjeans has that slot tied up.

[rcrush]

34. But then people would keep talking about her.

At least Sarah Palin has a job. Sort of.

[SharonRB]

6. A Bridge Too Far to Nowhere

[smokey nj]

7. Also Too

[bleever]

10. Excellent.

[Patsy Stone]

20. LOL!

:hi:

[SoCalDem]

9. How To Give Birth to Your Grandchild

[bleever]

12. .

:rofl:

:applause:

[BlooInBloo]

33. BWAHAHAAA!!!!

[CoffeeCat]

70. I'm not worthy!!

You are too good!

:applause:

[ControlledDemolition]

151. Immaculately. n/t

[RevCheesehead]

13. Hair-Extentionalism

and other beauty tips

[madaboutharry]

14. Dressing Mooses and

My $180,000 Makeover.

[ControlledDemolition]

152. ... and Destroying Other God's Creatures! n/t

(Edit: Grammer and typos)

[spanone]

15. Skins from my Father

[smokey nj]

16. Word Salad, Hold the Dressing

[Patsy Stone]

17. "Bringin' it to Ya!: The Sarah Palin Story".

:hi:

[Catshrink]

18. Breaking water at 30,000 feet.

[ControlledDemolition]

154. ... or "The Flood Happened To Me!" n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. One Flew Over The Abstinence. n/t

[Dukkha]

21. $10.95 firewood kindling

[Bozita]

22. Half-baked Alaska

[RevCheesehead]

25. WINNER!!!

:rofl:

[madaboutharry]

23. Lessons from the Wife of a

Snow Machine Rider.

Katie Couric Ruined My Life.

I Still Love That Red Leather Jacket.

Loving Alaska: When The Rapture Comes, I'll Have The Last Laugh.

[bleever]

24. Alaskan Airspace: Inside the Mind of Sarah Palin.

[SharonRB]

27. Tie!

:rofl:

[madaboutharry]

117. I think yours is the best one!

n/t

[SoCalDem]

26. Russian Flora & Fauna ..as seen from my front porch

:)

or

Я могу увидеть Россию от моей дома

DU would not let it appear in the subject line

"I Can See Russia From My House"

[ControlledDemolition]

158. "He's got Pooty-poot Eyes". n/t

[JBear]

28. See Spot Run (n/t)

[RevCheesehead]

29. Nordstrom's: The Final Frontier

[WolverineDG]

30. The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

as suggested by a guest on KO.

dg

[chollybocker]

51. 'The Lyin', the BITCH and the Wardrobe.'

I suggested that on DU a few months ago, when her wardrobe was still relevant news. I love when pundits steal my snarks.

[mzmolly]

90. Now that's good!

:hi:

[derby378]

139. As far as I'm concerned, we have a WINNER!

:applause:

[BlooInBloo]

31. "I"m Dumber Than Shit"

[Parker CA]

49. AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[ControlledDemolition]

155. ... Wee-wee, also! n/t

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[RevCheesehead]

35. That's a lousy title.

Although I admire the sentiment.

[SharonRB]

37. ROFL

:rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

147. Unfortunately, I don't think she'll call her book that!

Though it might lead to that effect.

[ControlledDemolition]

153. Perhaps only if she was looking for redemption. n/t

[SharonRB]

32. "The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming...

and I can see them from my porch"

[BuyingThyme]

36. Grak.

[hlthe2b]

38. "Dumb and Dumber: The Sarah & Todd Palin Story:

[RevCheesehead]

39. Grumpy Old Men: My life with McCain and the RNC

[smokey nj]

40. The Devil Wears Prada....and Glasses

[SoCalDem]

41. "In What Respect, Charlie?"²

[TheCowsCameHome]

42. "From Here to Maternity"

[SharonRB]

43. Another winner!

[TheCowsCameHome]

46. "Misfits: The Palin Family Story"

[sniffa]

44. Perhaps, Also

[Mind_your_head]

45. Diarrhea-babble mouth, ya know?!?!? n/t

[bleever]

47. A Guide to Idaho's Community Colleges.

[BlooInBloo]

53. HAHAAHAHAAHAA!!!

[malaise]

68. LOL

:rofl:

[sniffa]

48. How To Worship Fetuses And Alienate People

[malaise]

50. Outfoxing America with Wazilla Moose Shit

by Rupert and Sarah.

[sniffa]

52. Suck It Couric

[TheCowsCameHome]

54. "Politics For Dummies - My True Story"

[BlooInBloo]

55. This is my kind of thread.

[SoCalDem]

56. Ruminations of a Perpetual Runner-Up

[malaise]

64. And the winner is

Getting up off the floor. :rofl: :rofl:

[spanone]

57. War and War

[TheCowsCameHome]

58. "Sarah's Recipe For Disaster - How I Cooked the GOP"

[Gidney N Cloyd]

59. "Chapters 2 - 10? I'll find those and bring 'em to ya!"

[Gidney N Cloyd]

62. "Skank, But No Skank"

[Canuckistanian]

60. English My Way

A relaxed approach to speaking

[TheCowsCameHome]

61. "How to Field-Dress the Republican Party in 90 days"

[Rosa Luxemburg]

63. A room with a view

of Russia through my bedroom window

[bleever]

65. Exorcising Your Rights.

[Mr. Ected]

66. "They Call Me Waterbroad" n/t

[Bozita]

67. Runnin' on empty

[bleever]

69. The Red Badge of...Oh Wait, That's Moose Blood.

[TheCowsCameHome]

71. "WMD Discovered - Wasilla's Matriarch of Dummies"

[KamaAina]

72. Many more suggestions from yesterday

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8765299&mesg_id=8765299

including "The Audacity of a Dope"! :rofl:

[bleever]

75. Some good ones there.

[chollybocker]

73. 'A Tale of Two Titties.'

Oh, wait, that's a book about Sarah's new phone buddy, Miss California.

How about 'Mein Camp'?

[Botany]

74. If I can be so bold.

Moby Grift

Sarah Shrugged

The Son Also Rises (or How I shipped my boy to Michigan and then the Army to keep him out of jail)

Something Wicked This Way Cums ...... The Brad & Sarah Story

A Snowmachine Called Desire

Wasilla-House Five

Who is a Afraid of the Virgin's Wolf

The Great Gasbag

Lolita The Bristol Palin Story

The Lying in Winter

Tundra Thunder

or WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING JOHN?

[bleever]

77. "The Lying in Winter"

Classic!

[Botany]

85. 2 e.z.

The Bridge over the River Why?

To Kill a Mooseburger

[KamaAina]

76. Hockey Mommie Dearest

:P

[TK421]

78. You Betcha! Diaries of a madwoman

[bleever]

79. Fancy Pageant Walking Tall.

[Berry Cool]

My Story Of Course Including My Early Life, Of Course Growin' Up, Gettin' Married, Havin' Kids,

and Later On, How I Became Governor Also, and Also What It Was Like Runnin' for Vice President of This Great Country Also Too.

[bleever]

87. Pretty good, but it needs a subtitle.

:rofl:

[Sabriel]

80. What to Expect when You're Expecting to Be President

The Spoutin' Head

Asshole Shrugged

[RevCheesehead]

81. Lipstick Bungle

[krispos42]

82. "Who's Nailin' Palin?"

Subtitle:

"The Ethics Investigations of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin"

:-)


*********

"In This Respect, Charlie: Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Sets the Record Straight"

*********

"Death from Above: Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Guide to Aerial Hunting"

*********

"Kill It and Grill It, You Betcha: Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Field Cookbook"

********

"Thanks but No Thanks: Governor Sarah Palin's Guide to Sexual Abstinence"

********

"Drill Baby Drill!: Governor Sarah Palin's Guide to Post-Abstinence Sexual Relations"

********

"It'a a Child, Not a Choice: Governor Sarah Palin's Guide to Post-Sexual-Relations Pregnancy"

[ControlledDemolition]

156. "You Gotta Walk and Swallow Hard". n/t

[spanone]

83. magazines i've read

[AwakeAtLast]

84. "Way Too Much Northern Exposure"

:D

[kitty1]

86. I can see Alaska from my portch; The Sara Palin Story

[Mike 03]

88. Less than Less than Less than Half of Zero. NT

[mzmolly]

89. Runnin' with the devil.

;)

[bleever]

103. Hot for Preacher.

Make a way, Lord, make a way!

[ControlledDemolition]

157. "My Hymin's Cryin'". n/t

[kitty1]

91. Sara Palin; Pit bulls with lipstick

[bleever]

92. Narcissist Personality Disorder: Making it Work for You.

[Botany]

93. Something Wicked This Way Comes

[bleever]

94. Witch Doctor is Right For You?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

95. Diary Of A Grifter.

[struggle4progress]

96. of course again um very I don't know, as if we all didn’t know that already

[Octafish]

97. ''I Can See Clearly Now My Brain Is Gone.''

"Meth Queen of the North"

[bleever]

98. See Wolf

and Shoot it With Its Pups.

[bleever]

99. Backwards and in Heels: How I'll Lead America.

[dgibby]

100. The Wolf, The Witch, and The RNC Wardrobe

[bleever]

101. Why Jesus Hid the Dinosaur Bones.

[Kievan Rus]

102. Wasilla's Embarassment

[sohndrsmith]

104. Snow White And The Seven Perps - or -

Slaughterhouse Bribe

?

[yellowcanine]

105. "John and Joe (The Plumber) and Me"

[Veruca Salt]

106. I don't know about the title... but here's the cover art:

:)

[Swamp Rat]

110. LOL! or this:

:D

[L. Coyote]

122. Swamp Rat. Back with a vengence, and better than ever!

Too bad she killed so many wolves. They are a useful deterrent. :rofl:

[Veruca Salt]

141. LOL!!

Just saw this and I love it! :rofl:

[mmonk]

107. See Spot Run.

Well I figure it must stay simple for the people that would consider buying it. Given that I passed intellectually adults that think she is Vice Presidential material probably in the 4th grade.

[madamesilverspurs]

108. "Nanookie of the North"

[alfredo]

109. "The Perils of Palin."

[Swamp Rat]

111. "Drill Baby, Drill!: Diary of a Soccer Mom."

:D

[AzDar]

112. "Of Moose And Men: Or How To Kill Wildlife And Political Careers In 5 Easy Steps"

[LuckyLib]

113. "Klondike Kook -- How Common Sense Can Make Things Happen.

How I ended up with kids named Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig, a grandbaby named Tripp, and changed the population dynamic of the Republican party forever.

[proteus_lives]

114. "That Lady in the Hustler Movie is not Me."

[MiniMe]

115. "In What Respect Charlie"

[old mark]

116. WroteThis All Myownself!

Wonder how long it will take - I am almost looking forward to it.


mark

[SpiralHawk]

118. Hypocrisy for Dummies - A Primer for Republicons

eom

[L. Coyote]

119. The Guide to Running a Complete Idiot for National Office

:rofl: I think I got the word sequence right :rofl:

[LaydeeBug]

120. "You Betcha" nt

[Cleita]

121. "Fiddle Dee Dee, Silly Little Me". n/t

[Ezlivin]

123. 404 Error - File Not Found

It certainly would be an error!

[PassingFair]

124. "A Grandaughter named Abstinence" or

"Mooselini: Her Years in the Political Wilderness"

[Political Tiger]

125. My Pet Goat. n/t

[underpants]

126. Is she really that vapid? Alaska

Alaska= I'll ask her

:rofl:

[Are_grits_groceries]

127. "Gone with the Spin." nt

[bleever]

128. Any of 'em, All of 'em: Sarah's Guide to Books and Magazines, Also.

[LeftHander]

129. "How I reared my head."

[LeftHander]

131. Foriegn Policy and Field Dressing

[Enrique]

130. "The Audacity of Dope"

subtitled "What does audacity mean?"

[mod mom]

132. "The Audacity of Hype" not mine-an Alaskan bloggers.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

133. Well, you know this is a book about America and also how wonderful it is and you know...

....how I became governor of Alaska after being your ordinary hockey mom and also how a bunch of Joe Sixpacks voted for me and you know they could all see Russia from their houses and when Putin reared his ugly head over our airspace so also I was named to be the vice presidential nominee but I was no community organizer you know.

Something like that.

[11 Bravo]

134. Governing for Dummies

[ProgressiveFool]

135. Catch Her in a Lie

Gullible's Travels
Never Cry Wolf (Unless You're Ready to Shoot It)
Wink Your Way to Success

[suzy creemcheeze]

136. "The Lipstick Jungle"

Oh. Sorry. That's already been taken...

[nyc 4 Biden]

137. "The Duhvinci Code"

[nyc 4 Biden]

138. Charlie!

[Left coast liberal]

140. The twit tweets

[walldude]

142. The Idiots Guide To Politics and Abstinence

[KittyWampus]

143. How To Secede From The USA Without Really Trying

[Omaha Steve]

144. I almost did to the USA, what my daughter did with Levi

I don't usually go this low. But I had a few beers and feel a little streak of R in my system. :-)

[tanyev]

145. Palindrones.

[doh_phooey]

146. Burn, baby, burn?

[LeftishBrit]

148. "Below Zero: My State's Climate and My IQ"

[rateyes]

149. "I Flew Over a Cuckoo's Nest, Landed, and Laid Some Eggs."

[LeftishBrit]

150. The Big Bad Pig-with-Lipstick

And How She Huffed and She Puffed and She Blew All the Wolves Down

[B Calm]

159. "RUSH LIMBAUGH WITH LIPSTICK"

[RagAss]

160. From the Heart of the Tart