"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Dick Cheney?"

[Contrary1]

:yourock:You just gotta love these two ladies.

Helen: "...Speaking of problems I wish we could solve…What are we going to do with all these illegal immigrants coming into our country uninvited? The nerve, I tell you. The very nerve of it just gets to me. The idea that those Mexicans would come here in hopes of earning money to send to their families back home is just too much to bear. Before you know it, they’ll want to build a military base. I mean can you imagine if those Mexicans were to start arriving inside tanks rather than inside trunks. Imagine if they start taking our land rather than our landscaping jobs. The very thought just makes me want to blow something up…"

Margaret: "Oh Helen, dear, I wish I could help you with your problems, but I can’t. We don’t have Mexicans in Maine. Now, French Canadians are a whole other matter. You can’t swing my neighbor’s cat without hitting seven or eight of those people. Not to bother, Helen, we take all kinds here in Maine. Mexican, French Canadian, Asian, even a Korean or two. We don’t care. They are all welcome. We are even going to make the gays legal! God Bless America."

http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/

[Hekate]

1. Margaret and Helen are the greatest. My sis, my BF from college, and I are all now aging, and...

... we all agree this is who we want to be when we are as old as Margaret and Helen. Of course we have to keep practicing in the meanwhile. :D

Hekate

[Hav]

2. Thanks for the link.

I didn't know them and I really enjoyed the parts I've read so far.

"To solve a problem, you have to know what causes the problem. For example, to understand Dick Cheney you have to understand that his name is Richard but people call him Dick for a reason."

"There are still days when I stop dead in my tracks and think to myself: My God George W. Bush was an idiot. "


Brilliant! I wished I had a sharp mind like these two.

[pansypoo53219]

3. dickie is too stupid to know he should shut up now.

which is good cause he is just digging a deeper hole when the shit finally hits.