So who won the lapdance from Skinner?

[Orrex]

Or did I read that wrong?

[FSogol]

1. Lapdance? Oh, no......

:cry:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. I think it was lap bands.

Speedo season's coming up. I was really hoping to win.

[eleny]

3. LOL!

[ret5hd]

4. I DID! It was SO cool! But I am sworn to secrecy re: details.

Lets just say "full release" was "on the table" "Keeping the powder dry" wasn't necessary.

[Vickers]

5. Whuh, huh, whuhappen?

*rubs eyes*

Goddammit, I miss all the good shit.

:grr::grr::grr::grr::grr:

[dynasaw]

6. It was a

lap so up so. :rofl:

[Orrex]

7. K/R

Well "kick," anyway...

[leeroysphitz]

8. Locking.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Master key. Haha.

[TZ]

10. Pev.

In before the move to the lounge!!!! But funny! :thumbsup:

[Canuckistanian]

11. Damn, I thought it was a Laplander

NOW what am I supposed to do with all these Caribou?

[BR_Parkway]

18. Send them to Barbie's?

[Pool Hall Ace]

12. Darn it, I couldn't afford to donate this time.

I hope a similar prize is offered again. :hi:

[flvegan]

13. It's not winning if you have to pay for it.

[Orrex]

16. It's all good

I donated with Dr. Strange's PayPal account.

[konnichi wa]

14. No, it was a DUlap dance. Performed by a trained chicken.

:rofl:

[needledriver]

15. A chicken covered in duct tape.

Why bother?

[konnichi wa]

24. I was goin' for a dopey 'dewlap' joke but it fell flat.

:-)

[Number23]

17. Yeah, I heard he was even going to wear these...

[Skidmore]

19. Skinner! I thought it was

Grovelbot that was on the block!

[4_TN_TITANS]

20. *waving tip dollar in the air*

More where that came from.

[Orrex]

21. kick

in appreciation for Skinner's legendary pole-dancing routine.

[endarkenment]

22. I just wish he had showered before he started. nt.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

23. Not me

thank gawd....

He tried to come over and dance on my kitchen island back in December and we had the locks changed.