Ugh Keith O - snails are gastropod molluscs - not "slimey crustaceans"

[jpak]

just sayin'

[valerief]

1. Maybe Hannity will go for escargoting instead of waterboarding. nt

[jpak]

2. Freedom Snails!

:evilgrin:

[parasim]

3. well, they might not be crustaceans, but they are slimy... nt

[jpak]

4. snails are lophotrochozoans - crustaceans are ecdysozoans

wrong clade

wrong phylum

what next?

baseball games with touchdowns, blue lines, 3 point jump shots?

more evidence our civilization is in decline...

pisses me off

that is all

[hfojvt]

5. what the heck is a clade?

Do they make those room deodorizers from France?*1

Did they sing the song "Run, Run away"?*2






*1 That would be Glade

*2 That would be Slade

[jpak]

11. a clade is a group of species that includes an ancestral species and all its descendants

slade is a band that induced inebriated college freshman to smash their dorm-room furniture in 1973

...not that there's anything wrong with that...

[jgraz]

6. I heard that. I wonder how much mail he's gonna get on that.

:D

[Occam Bandage]

7. I don't like snails or lobsters. Fuck 'em both.

You want my respect? Grow a goddamn spine. Or at least a notochord.

[jpak]

9. "fuck 'em both" FYI.....there are laws against that

and they enforce them in Dixie...

:eyes:

[Canuckistanian]

8. Mollusc, crustacean... they're both good with garlic and butter

I'm an equal opportunity consumer of both.

[jpak]

10. agreed

:toast:

[emilyg]

12. Yummy.

[Berry Cool]

13. It wouldn't be the first time he got an animal description wrong.

He constantly refers to chimpanzees as monkeys, while viewers remind him in vain, they're not monkeys, they're apes.