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muntrv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 07:13 PM
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Republickers: "These terrorists can melt bars and walk through walls! They can hypnotize
Edited on Wed May-20-09 07:16 PM by muntrv
other inmates to join Al-Qaeda! Even the Aryan Brotherhood will convert to Islam! That's why we gotta keep gitmo open!" :crazy:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 07:18 PM
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1. They all have mutant powers
They're kept in kryptonite-lined cells and surrounded by guards armed with ultra-sophisticated disrupter guns.
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 07:36 PM
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2. the mafia can melt bars and walk through walls better!
I'm pretty sure they can hypnotize too?
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whyverne Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 07:58 PM
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3. They'll steal the warden's face and
walk right out of the prison!
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santamargarita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 08:09 PM
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4. They turn right-wing kids into Muslims and make your wives...
wear charcoal grill covers!
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 09:09 PM
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5. and they'll convert San Francisco to burqa-clad homophobes
it's true: http://www.conelrad.com/books/flyleaf.php?id=387_0_1_0_M">I read it in a pop-fiction book
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 09:21 PM
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6. And THESE are the he-man America protectors?
I've heard more coherent babble from mental patients who've just wet themselves.

Hey! :think:
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