Mancow waterboarding...imagine his response if they had done it right instead of trying to be super

[ORDagnabbit]

easy on him.

[WeDidIt]

1. Doing it right his hands would ahve been bound.

I'd love to see them do it to Hannity and ask him, "Okay, Sean, is this torture?"

Betcha he screams YES! YES! YES!!! after four seconds.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. And craps himself in half that time. Any bets?

[liberalmuse]

2. I think if these Republicans want to test waterboarding...

they should be subjected to the real thing. Mancow's 'torture' session was beyond pathetic.

[Kaleva]

3. How to beat water boarding

I'm not going to try this myself though.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/#topic=Weblogs&url=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.betterthanyourboyfriend.com%252Fhow-to-survive-waterboarding.htm

[Canuckistanian]

5. They were telling him exactly what they were doing and when

No restraints, no beatings. And a paramedic standing 4 feet away.

And of course, they stopped in 5.5 seconds after Mancow "threw his cow away", his signal for it to end.

The detainees got NONE of that.

[gratuitous]

6. And now imagine

They're not telling you what they're doing, there's no doctor around, nobody's giving you any little cow to throw when you get too scared, and nobody in the room speaks your language, gives a flying fuck about you or anything you love.

Mancow would be confessing to kidnapping the Lindberg baby inside of five minutes under those conditions. I have to give him credit for putting his body on the line even under extremely controlled conditions. And that he admitted the obvious truth once he'd gotten just a taste of torture.

Now, wasn't Sean Hannity making some big noises a couple of weeks ago?

[Canuckistanian]

7. Yup.

And today is the 3rd week anniversary of Hannity's offer.