I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. This is my platform:

[rug]

That is all.

[tanyev]

1. Why is one of those tarps RED?????

:P

[rug]

2. I'm a unifier.

[cynatnite]

3. It's too big

Sorry, no support from me. :smoke:

[rug]

4. My family sleeps there in shifts.

[CatWoman]

6. LOLOLOL

It's apparent that you crazy fuckers are determined to keep my sides and stomach in pain from laughter!!

When, oh, when will it end????

:rofl:

[Doc_Technical]

5. John Edwards has 1000 times the platform you do.

Edwards' new home's master suite is bigger than many apartments.

You are 1000 times more likely to get my vote than Mr. Edwards.

[rug]

7. Yay! And invading Iran is off the table.

Wait, I don't have a table.

[phylny]

8. Did you cut down any trees? It looks like you disturbed the environment by

moving those rocks.

Fess up.

[rug]

9. Not at all, I waite until the ants completed their Stonehenge.

Rather than encourage their delusions, I stepped on them and moved in.

[Nikki Stone1]

10. Yes, but are you willing to lower the national anthem to the key of F?

That way, everyone could sing it without killing their vocal chords. I think a lower key is much more democratic.

That issue, along with your humble abode, would prove your humanitarian credentials.

[derby378]

11. I'll be happy with G#, myself...

:hi:

[Nikki Stone1]

12. Well, at least that's a start

I'll be pushing for the whole 4th, but I'm willing to compromise to get the ball rolling.

[Crabby Appleton]

13. I'm going to change my name to "Undecided"

and run for president