FREE THE DUCK advocates.

[graywarrior]

THIS is torture




Just sayin' so we're clear on that.

[spanone]

1. bwahahahaaaa k&r

[stevedeshazer]

2. Recommended.

*splork*

[uppityperson]

3. k&r with laughter nt

[taterguy]

4. Ever have duct tape ripped off your body?

That's torture

[graywarrior]

5. Only you would require something like that.

[taterguy]

21. I'm allergic to Nair and afraid of razors

What am I supposed to do?

[graywarrior]

41. Tweezers?

[taterguy]

42. Do I look like I've got nothing better to do than pluck out every hair on my body?

[graywarrior]

43. You look exactly LIKE someone who'd pluck every hair on his body AND someone else's.

[taterguy]

44. You know damn good and well I don't have the attention span for that

[graywarrior]

47. Attention span has nothing to do with obsessive behaviour

Besides, you are an infamous...

[taterguy]

63. You talkin to me?

[stubtoe]

65. How did you get my cat to pose for that picture???

[graywarrior]

68. Cat whores will do ANYTHING for attention

[DS1]

73. hey, that's MY cat, and yes he's a giant AW

:D

[graywarrior]

78. Ass Wart?

[rateyes]

23. That's why she should keep the duck. nt

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

To good :rofl:

[Donnachaidh]

7. but the gif name for the bottom one is torture duck.

??

[graywarrior]

8. Details details.

[cwydro]

9. You are just WRONG!

On many levels!:rofl:

[graywarrior]

14. Ya sure, my little co-conspirator

[cwydro]

28. I know NOTHING!

I've been in an undisclosed location all day...sneering.

[graywarrior]

37. Liar.

LOL

[roguevalley]

50. these FREE THE DUCK! threads are my absolute favorites. Keep the duck.

reminds me of a marx brother joke: why did you go viaduct? Go via chicken and you'll know via duck. :-D

[graywarrior]

52. Bwahahahaha!

[lame54]

30. especially since it's wabbit season

[patrice]

10. It's relative, so . . . let's ask The Duck. nt

[angstlessk]

11. well, i used to THINK you were a sicko...you have gone and opened you mouth!

you are too funny by 1/2 at least!

[patrice]

12. g'dammit!! Why can't I Rec this thread???? K & R anyway!!

[rateyes]

13. That's right, graywarrior.

If you don't keep the duck taped on the wall, then it will fly away. It's not like you're waterboarding it or anything. :hi:

[graywarrior]

15. Water would just roll right off that little fucker

[rateyes]

22. It would roll of like water off a duck's back.

Oh, wait. Gotcha. :evilgrin:

[DemBones DemBones]

85. He'd upend himself in the water; ducks love

upending. Keep the duck!

[MadMaddie]

16. graywarrior "Crystal Clear"

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

17. Well....

BWAHAh ahah ah HA HAH AHA HA ha hH AH AHA HA hahah!!!!!


Mui excellente!!!

:rofl:

[Kaleva]

18. Can a duck be water boarded?

[graywarrior]

19. See post 15

[The Doctor.]

29. Oh, that's just fowl. n/t

[Catshrink]

20. Please don't use Cheney-Logic here.

What happened, did Lizard and her Daddy get to you?

[seabeyond]

24. that is so funnnnnny. lol. what a kick. shared the whole free the duck campaign

with my 14 yr old son and then showed him your thread. had a chuckle

[goforit]

25. Hilarious!!!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

26. Bored?

Too much time on your hands? :rofl:

No, really... both are torture- It's just nit picking and you know it.

[The Doctor.]

27. By now, Graywarrior holds the duck responsible for the assasination of Kennedy,

the fabrication of the moon landing, the extinction of the Dinosaurs, New Coke, the expunging of Red M+Ms, diabetes, the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, of being Jimmy Hoffa, giving Rush Limbaugh his first break, Milli-Vanilli, and all the crimes of the previous administration.

I'll tell you; by now, that duck's been there, done that, got the parking ticket, met Paul Reubens at the courthouse, and has been on a non-stop killing spree ever since.

It's time to put the duck down... with a nice Pouilly-Fuissé.

[graywarrior]

38. Don't forget I'm aiding and abetting in the disappearance of Whitey Bulger

[nevergiveup]

31. For some reason

I hate duct tape, I also don't particularly care for ducks, I fear bondage and I detest torture so I seldom read your posts but for some reason I felt compelled today and now I am totally depressed. Thanks a lot.
(edit to clarify that I have no fear of sexual bondage)

[graywarrior]

I've never read yours.

LOL!

[MilesColtrane]

32. The Mancow didn't think a little spritz up the nose was torture either, until he got it himself.

Let's duct tape you to the wall for a year or so, and THEN we'll take your word on what is or isn't torture.

Oh, and FREE THE DUCK!

[Hissyspit]

33. Slippery slope.

[cabbage08]

34. K&R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Looks like Mothra at a bachelor party. n/t

[csziggy]

36. This is Indefinite Detention

[Festivito]

84. Librul Inavian rite two per suit haplessness ducked!!!1111! Hugh!

Jus cannont hap misef.

[azmouse]

39. Who knew enhanced interrogation could be funny?!!!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

40. That's what he gets for ducking the questions.

[The Doctor.]

54. Your entire argument for torture is abject quackery.

I'll bill you later.

[chknltl]

45. That duck is a terrorist!

Why on earth would you want to free that duck? IT'S A DUCK fer chrissake! I have said this over and over, "Never trust a duck, never turn your back on one, not ever, never, period." Ducks are awful, If they had hands they would spend most of their time flipping us off-instead they hop into the nearest pond and flip us the B.A.! How often must we ask ourselves, "why can't freepers spell better than ducks" hmmmm???? Batman's toughest nemesis the Penguin, did he sound like a penguin-NO, HE SOUNDED LIKE A DUCK!!! Hasn't anyone else here figured out why dick cheney also often quacks like a duck???? DUCKS=BAD, Duck: The other white meat.
so no more dumping on Chickens*....K?



*(Huskies and Cougars are cool too)

[graywarrior]

46. They're fucking little bastards

Case in point

[chknltl]

48. OMG-Duck Porn!!!!

Didja know that rush limbaugh, osama bin laden, donald rumsfeld and satin all had ducks for pets while they were young? One needs no tin-foil on one's head to see that ducks are a bad influence!

[graywarrior]

51. Are you fucking with my head?

Damn you to hell!

:rofl:

[Patchuli]

49. Oh Pluck You!! You are evil!! nt

:spank:

[graywarrior]

80. !

[sellitman]

53. It's just an enhanced quacker questioning position

Nothing to see. Move along.

;)

[DearAbby]

55. YOU QUACKING PERVERT!!!

:::clutching chest:::

[shireen]

56. fake duck torture, intended to whip up quacking hysteria on DU.

If you took Extraordinary Rendition 101, you would know to attach those electrodes a bit lower down ... so much for your knowledge of duck anatomy.

:evilgrin:

[BlooInBloo]

57. (snarfle)

[Dem2theMax]

58. I hearby nominate the DUCK for a DUzy!

LMAO!

[rpannier]

59. Someone call Darkwing Duck

[ashling]

60. Preventive detention?

maybe :shrug:

[Mother Of Four]

61. Careful....it may just mutate!

[graywarrior]

66. True

[sce56]

62. Oh My will just have to Duck this way out of that argument!

[shadowknows69]

64. That duck knows something. Keep him restrained.

He's a category five duck. Can't ever be tried or released.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

67. K&Rd!

And keep it in GD for once! (Not that we don't love you in the Lounge!)

[graywarrior]

69. This is a serious issue that needs to be discussed in GD for about, say....a month.

[Capn Sunshine]

87. It needs to be discussed IN PUBLIC for about the next four years

this issue can't be swept under the rug. The public will should be to investigate lawbreaking within our government no matter who did it or who ordered it.

That's how we prevent it from happening again.

In theory

[graywarrior]

93. OK, now you're scaring me.

:scared:





:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

70. FREE THE DUCK, RIGHT NOW!! I'M CALLING CONGRESS!!!!

[taterguy]

86. STFU Francis

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

71. Ducks LOVE being waterboarded!

May I have some more, please?

:hi:

[Javaman]

72. The closest thread that is "lounge like" to make the Greastest!!

Cheers!

[SoxFan]

74. It's "ENHANCED INTERROGATION". Let's get that straight!

[graywarrior]

82. Word

[Dystopian]

75. KandR....

The duck stays!


peace~

[Dangerously Amused]

76. Oh, the duckmanity!! Will someone please think of the DUCKLINGS?!?

:cry:

[sazemisery]

77. At least this photo was released. K&R n/t

[livefreest]

79. ducks have attacked on American soil for too long. we need these enhanced techniques to interrogate

them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13hUHXtqQQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntqyUbRYiOc&NR=1

why do they keep running if they have nothing to hide? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdX7woa_06A&NR=1

this looks suspicious to me and i want none of this in my backyard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8X_KB2WAIc&feature=related

[sui generis]

81. this belongs in the The Lounge

humor is not allowed outside of the lounge. Stop laughing. Dammit.

[graywarrior]

83. So sez Duck Cheney

[Capn Sunshine]

88. I hate to be the one to point this out

Since ducks live in water, isn't your duck being airboarded?

[graywarrior]

91. He/she/it is taped to a board, therefore he/she/it is being tape boarded.

[beac]

89. Will he eventually be relocated to a Super Quacks prison???

[graywarrior]

92. LOL!

:applause:

[snake in the grass]

90. I thought you meant...

...this one,




and I thought to myself, "why not keep him locked up?". Don Wildmon needs to be kept away from society.

[graywarrior]

94. I INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO SAY

I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE

[beac]

95. Me too! And anyone who doesn't should

DUCK OFF!

[leeroysphitz]

96. I can't believe you actually posted this in GD. Release that ornithoid!

:)

[Quantess]

97. sorry for ducks who are raised for foie gras.