The Challenge: Can Rush Limbaugh last 2 Seconds under waterboarding?

[newmac]

Can he stand up to 2 seconds being waterboarded? A mere 2 seconds? Can Hannity last a mere 3 seconds? Or do they claim to last longer?

Will they ever accept such a challenge?


Don't hold your breath.

[tridim]

1. He'd probably break the "board" in half before they started pouring the water

[DS1]

7. beat me to it

[Jakes Progress]

2. Please, Please, Please, Oh Please. nt

[MineralMan]

3. Well, 2 seconds of Ruch Limpaw is torture enough for me.

[NewJeffCT]

4. They're Republicans

they don't need to prove their manliness to us mere mortals. Just having an "R" after their name should suffice to mean they could endure hours of waterboarding.

[get the red out]

5. Better still

Can Rush last 3 minutes without pizza or a cheeseburger?

[sharp_stick]

6. I think he could, if we forgot to give him an escape mechanism.

I mean when he's completely tied down with the wet, smelly I hope, rag covering that pig nose and fat mouth how would we know to stop before the "legally opined" maximum of 43 seconds? I'm not sure about the time but 43 seconds sounds about right for a Shrub appointed DOJ toady like Yoo or any of the rest of those assholes so I'll go with that.

And just for good measure I say we repeat it up to and including 183 waterboardings just to make sure we have all the information about what some say are his pedophilic sex trips to the Dominican Republic (allegedly). Cause you know that asshole might be lying to us during the first 182 - 43 second waterboardings.

I volunteer to do it, I'm completely untrained in torture and may not notice him expire during one of the sessions, but would anyone really give a shit?

[KingOfLostSouls]

8. I thought whales had big lungs?

[GodlessBiker]

9. I think he would explode.

[cherish44]

10. Well that Mancow guy looks relatively young and fit and he lasted 6 seconds...

So a 60-ish morbidly obese drug-addicted bloward like Rush might be able to last....oh hell he'd never get his anal cyst on the waterboard to begin with, who are we kidding?

[spanone]

11. we'll never know, that chickenshit will never concede to anything

[hvn_nbr_2]

12. For Rush, they should invent a new torture: Criscoboarding. nt

[smirkymonkey]

13. The only way to know is to try it out....

Anybody??