I'm at the annual 11th grade sex talk,.... ask me anything.

[liberalitch]

As long as it doesn't involve safe sex or contraception.
(Crickets?)

[WillParkinson]

1. How old are you?

If you're in 11th grade annually it's perfect. If not, well not so much.

[liberalitch]

3. 44,.... I neglected to say that I am a teacher.

[seabeyond]

5. good, cause i was curious what a 16, 17 year old was gonna tell all us older people

about sex. being this old, really, i dont need to "ask". but thanks

[Bucky]

34. They tell us to watch more Oprah and try to play catch up

(not be confused with "playing ketchup"--don't wanna know what that is)

[rurallib]

2. what kind of euphemisms do they use?

"hoo-ha?" "Privates?" "wee-wees?"

[liberalitch]

4. They do say penis and vagina....

To refer to the bathing suit area,.... area

[rurallib]

9. that's a good one.

[Control-Z]

13. Hoo-ha is my all time favorite!

Does anyone remember when a school, I think it was a college group, did a production of the Vagina Monologues, but had to change the name to the Hoo-Ha Monologues to appease the uptight, old white men?

I still laugh when I hear the name.

[Harry Monroe]

23. "Hoo-wah" as Al Pacino's character in the movie "The Scent of a Woman" would say!!

[InkAddict]

6. I'm an old fogie, so I've still got lots of questions, like:

How does one teleport to Orgy Island?
Who sells the best, most realistic, body parts?
Does an avatar have a G-spot?


Virtuous virtual reality is all I've got left.

[Enrique]

7. where do babies come from? n/t

[liberalitch]

17. NO,.... No discussions of the sex act for real.....

You're only told they come out of vaginas and that vaginas are bad.

[Echo In Light]

35. "Vaginas are bad?" So, if I am what I eat...

:woohoo:

Hey, for that matter, guess I'm an asshole too :silly:

I'm a bad, bad asshole

[dipsydoodle]

8. So what you gonna do if one of the lads asks

do you swallow ? Just askin'.

[BR_Parkway]

10. What's the most surprising thing you learned?

[liberalitch]

33. While none of the information was new to me.....

I am always amazed by the kids' abundance of misinformation.
Apparently clean people from good families NEVER have AIDs.
They didn't want to believe that some sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted through oral sex.

[JohnnyLib2]

11. I'd like to know if "sexting" is mentioned.

Seems like today's version of "things I should have thought about before I did it."

[no_hypocrisy]

12. Does that mean lots of discussion about "unsafe" sex? I'm all ears . . .

[Control-Z]

14. My 15 year old daughter

believes that it's impossible for a 15 yo girl to have orgasm. I don't know where she heard it, but when I corrected her she actually argued with me. She insisted I didn't know what I was talking about.

I'm still shaking my head. We've always had an atmosphere that is wide open for discussion of any kind in our house. And she's been more aware of a lot of things before her friends because of it. But now that she's 15 and knows everything, while I am now as stupid as a door knob apparently, she's listening to her worldly friends, I guess.

[11 Bravo]

15. Can you get pregnant if you get water in your Virginia? (2nd grade teacher here. I heard that one

a couple of years ago while teaching Family Life Education.)

[liberalitch]

18. I see the Va. state flag,.....Hampton here.

Phoebus to be exact.
... where apparently it is common belief that birth control is genocide against minorities.

[11 Bravo]

20. I'm in Fairfax County, Vienna to be more precise.

Fortunately we are a decidedly blue enclave in a somewhat red state.

[dipsydoodle]

21. You may have no idea how funny that sounds

In the UK Hampton is abb of Hampton Wick which is rhyming slang. :rofl:

[montanto]

25. There's a Phoebus in your Virginia?

I thought we weren't supposed to talk such smut here.

[liberalitch]

31. I do try to ABSTAIN from smut talking.

[Echo In Light]

16. Social perceptions of G-Spot anal orgasms: Discuss

[liberalitch]

19. No multiple orifice discussion,.....

shit! No single orifice discussion. I hope they know what not to do with their orifi!

[Echo In Light]

26. The discrepancy between gender propaganda and reality is always quite revealing

It usually seems that the ones who are uptight and concerned over other people's relationships, and how they express themselves sexually, are the ones whose narrow, authoritarian views get the most mileage re generational gender propaganda...which is a form of attempting to impose thought control.

The funny thing is, I know and have known plenty of women who enjoy backdoor sex, and include it as a routine part of their sex lives, yet if one goes on the surface propaganda, largely espoused and promoted within the mainstream media people consume in huge doses, you'd never even know such women exist.

[Harry Monroe]

22. Oh God! That reminds me of a "sex talk" we had in the 8th grade

I went to a Catholic grade school in surburban New Orleans. The boys were in one room with the only male teacher in the school and the girls went to another classroom with one of the nuns. When we assembled in the classroom, all the windows were covered with newspaper. The first thing Mr. Augustine (our teacher) did was draw a big penis on the chalkboard and say, "This is a PENIS!! It is not a dick, dong, schlong, tallywhacker, wang, cock or johnson!!" Of course, it went downhill from there, us being 8th graders at the time and 13, we could not keep from laughing from that point on, even though we got "valuable" information on "abstinence"

The girls, meanwhile, gave us the cold shoulder for the next week or two. They wouldn't tell us what the nun giving the sex talk told them, but I'm sure it involved how evil and dirty minded we boys were and that they should stay away from us!

[Harry Monroe]

24. Why does it hurt when I pee?

[montanto]

27. I took 11th graders to an AIDS talk at UCLA

a few years ago. The presenters were college students so the kids were engaged. It was good. When they talked about HIV transmission they said that the virus was transmitted by "blood, semen, breast milk, and pre-cum." BTW I'm not a health teacher, but I thought, "Isn't there another word for love-goop than pre-cum?"

So that's my question. What is the technical word for pre-cum?

[liberalitch]

32. pre-ejaculatory fluid = pre-cum.

[Strong Atheist]

28. Why can't we have a clothing-optional society?

:shrug:

[Echo In Light]

29. Because it freaks out timid, squeamish authoritarians with...

...close, intertwining psychological/ideological ties with the right-wing, and the right-wing own and control this country. Hence, that % gets to have their "values" hold sway over rational, free thinkers.

[Strong Atheist]

30. !

:yourock:

[coffeenap]

36. 11th grade?????? Way too late...

I volunteer at a high school--what kids know, think they know, and do in 9th grade would fry most parents' brains!!!!

[rug]

37. How many of them consider a zygote or embryo to be a human being?

[ColbertWatcher]

38. What are you wearing? n/t