Freeper looks for help, thinks he's falling in love with a liberal, hue and series!

[Fuzz]

Sorry for the vanity, but I'm in serious need of some freeper advice here. I think I'm falling in love with a liberal. She's beautiful and has a big heart, but we have conflicting political ideologies. Does anyone have any tips for being in a relationship like that? Thanks FRiends...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2259338/posts

[Liberal In Texas]

1. Stay out of her life.

Would be my advice.

[supernova]

2. Um... no comment

I plead the Fifth Ammendement

[lies and propaganda]

3. "I’m sorry but you’ll have to shoot her. "

I’m sorry but you’ll have to shoot her. Just kidding. Right now,
you think it won’t be a problem, but wait a few years. You’ll
be surprised how annoyed you’ll feel. Unless, she’ll come ‘round to your
way of thinking.


An actual response.

[lies and propaganda]

6. "I assume that she voted for Zero the Communist Kenyan Usurper."

jesus h christ you cant make shit like this up..

[cherish44]

18. Here's a good one...

"Liberal chicks are 100% better in bed than conservative chicks. They have a total lack of self-respect, they have no self-control, they are sick freaks that will do virtually anything with complete abandon...."


You mean like wear diapers?

[librechik]

61. in that particular case, more like "change the diapers."

ooh, mommy, I made one in my pants...

[Vickers]

4. "She's beautiful and has a big heart"

Make up your goddam mind, you dumbfuck repuke assclown, either the liberal (bleeding) heart is GOOD, or it's BAD.

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. Is it really a big... heart? I can't comprehend a Freeper with depth!

[gratuitous]

53. Maybe he means she has heueueueuege

Tracts o' land!

[brendan120678]

7. Would anybody here date a guy or girl...

who was a conservative? I'll admit, my wife is much more conservative than I am. We seem to get along fine.

[seabeyond]

12. married one. he voted bush, kerry, obama.... works for us. n/t

[RaleighNCDUer]

15. I was married to a woman I thought was compatible - both volunteered

for Clinton in 91. As time went on and things got shaky I always believed we could work it out - until I learned she was listening to Rush on a daily basis at work.

I can go just so far...

[seabeyond]

16. mine watches rackel adn keith now. wink. n/t

[tavalon]

21. After the last eight years, no fucking way would I date a conservative

[Kitty Herder]

27. I have done, but it's not a mistake I'll make again.

Granted, he seemed far more sane at first than he showed himself to be later. Sometimes they hide the crazy until they've roped you in.

[NeedleCast]

28. I did for awhile

We were both mature enough to be able to discuss our differences without it being a point of conflict or stress.

[tnlefty]

29. No.

I wouldn't but to each his/her own.

[underpants]

38. Does Palin count?

:P

[rurallib]

8. Not to worry. When she realizes you are alive she will tell you

to get away from her. Unless you can blow off some parts of your body to make her feel sorry for you.

[glowing]

9. She'd rather be dead than date a freeper.. if she's a liberal.

[Ganja Ninja]

10. Here's a tip for him: Brush your tooth. n/t

[Soylent Brice]

14. DUzy.

[pipi_k]

20. bwahahahahahahah n/t

.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

48. LOL!

This is the best thing on DU today.

[GrantDem]

56. LOL

:rofl:

[democracy1st]

11. hell what are you doing with the liberal honey,everyone knows conservative women are the freakiest

and sneakiest,all that moral bs their pushing is just that bs.

[seabeyond]

13. IF she is a liberal woman, she has a voice. ergo.... she will bring him over from the dark side

i say dude, go with the flow and enjoy. will be the best decision made and see ya in the voting booth marking obama in 2012

[BR_Parkway]

17. Retain an attorney now for the inevitable stalking charges

[mitchum]

24. I really did laugh out loud

nicely done

[pipi_k]

19. What a bunch of loons

Honestly, they're going on and on about what characterizes "liberal chicks" like they know what they're talking about.

Like there aren't varying degrees of Liberalism just like there are varying degrees of Conservatism and very few people are extremes of either type.


twits

:eyes:

[Dogtown]

22. "Logical thinkers process information a lot differently than liberals."

My favorite quote from that FR thread.

[supernova]

37. That makes my head hurt!

:P

[SpiralHawk]

23. ADVICE: Avoid diaper sex & other republicon Family Values, um, techniques

Republicon Family Values sexual, um, preferences tend to, um, be peculiar only to those entities of the, um, Homelander persuasion.

[Maine-ah]

35. this one roflmao!

To: Karma Police
Liberal chicks are 100% better in bed than conservative chicks. They have a total lack of self-respect, they have no self-control, they are sick freaks that will do virtually anything with complete abandon. I recommend you enjoy yourself for a while, but prepare for the fallout. It won’t be pretty.

[11 Bravo]

25. Borrow some Viagra from Rush, then stick your dick in a blender. That way you won't be tempted ...

to have any of that evil librul sex.

[supernova]

26. I'm dating a conservative now

*sigh*

Been seeing each other for about three months. Didn't plan on it... and have dated liberal men. In fact looked for one specifically. But nothing ever came of any of those dates.

It seems to be working so far. Eeek! :blush:

Here's the thing. He calls himself a "conservative" who reads Drudge, but he:

1) Reads and listens to the BBC
2) Mother Earth News

I'm sure that's not all.

Mom an dad were labor union back in the day. Mom is still a dem.

What will happen? I don't know. :shrug:

[seabeyond]

30. my texas, catholic, conservative, gun totin repug support right to choice

same sex marriages, environmental issues lol lol has he voted repug. oh, and a big blues fan smokin his .... anyway

[supernova]

33. LOL!

Just by the way you talk about him and your kids on DU, I can tell you all love each other dearly.

Many Blessings.

:hug:

He says he loves that I fight for what I believe in. :loveya: No one has ever said that to me before.

[seabeyond]

40. ahhhhh

He says he loves that I fight for what I believe in. No one has ever said that to me before.


aahhhhhh

really, that is what seperates me from so many in this area and what my hubby is proud of adn appreciates. sittin at table in restaraunt with 3 other couples, friends of his, farmers, small town texans, ... hubby folds arms, leans back and says, my wife doesnt agree with the iraq war.

my eyes popped open and was wth????

and he left me to it.

[thevoiceofreason]

32. I was a "conservative" when I met Mrs. Voice (before she was Mrs. Voice)

I converted completely. Just needed the proper teacher.

[supernova]

34. Hee! We're insideous!

That makes me hopeful.

Thanks. I like him just fine the way he is, but I don't shy away when we disagree over politics, either. ;-)

[seabeyond]

42. that is a good point, what makes it work. like him just fine the way he is

i never took repug away from hubby. people want to call him a liberal or dem now and i dont allow it. he is still the repug that is pissed at the last decade

[seabeyond]

41. i hate it when people on this board want to throw away all conservatives

i know and love too many of them.

and there is not a thing wrong adn a lot of good with conservativism in and of itself. it is the ego and screwing with it, making it dishonest that causes it the problem

[supernova]

45. Yep

"there is not a thing wrong adn a lot of good with conservativism in and of itself. it is the ego and screwing with it, making it dishonest that causes it the problem."

I know plenty of conservatives around here. Hell, even related to some of them. They are wonderful people who wouldn't hesitate to give you the shirt off their backs. it's their cynical greedy, venal "leaders" I have a problem with.

[Dutch]

47. Well said

A little online tribalism is fun, but we shouldn't let it blind us to the reality that a lot of the decent people we deal with on a daily basis are on "the other side". And on the other had, plenty of the assholes we run into are the "good guys".

[Stevenmarc]

31. What's the matter, the dark hole where the heart should be doesn't make freeper women attractive?

[cliffordu]

36. Wear a cup.

[Beacool]

39. I don't see a problem.

Politics are not everything in life and a little controversy adds spice to the mix. As long as the other person's views are not too extreme, go with the flow and enjoy it.

It's spring, love is in the air.....

:loveya:

[Jemmons]

43. Isnt Michelle Bachman single and looking?

[Sebastian Doyle]

51. Republican is one thing

Complete batshit insanity is another! :crazy:

[Orsino]

44. You can't love a person fully without loving their ideals, at least in part.

(or by having been raised with/by that person)

The freeper may think he's in love, but he's still looking for excuses to avoid conflict rather than facing up to and dealing with it. If he fundamentally disagrees with her ideals--what she believes in most strongly--they're starting off at arm's length.

To FR's credit, several of the posters at least seem to recognize that this incompatibility is important and potentially fatal to a relationship.

[seabeyond]

49. if you are capable of respect, then you can respect differing views and maybe even

learn something.

no one is a carbon of me. if i am just looking for soemone that thinks like i do, i would be sol.....

but, if i have someone that doesnt think like me, is comfortable expressing themselves, in a noncombative manner, i have even learned a thing or two, become more openminded and saw other perspectives which are just as valid and made me a better person

[NorthernSpy]

46. She was great... until she "started hanging out with her Jewish friends from work". (!!!)

Yes, that's a real quote from the thread!


Freeper "mojitojoe" chimes in with complaints of his own:

To: republicanbred

I have family members who are liberal
____________
I have a couple too and when I got into a big argument with one of them and we are no longer on speaking terms and I don’t care. She used to be a Republican, started hanging out with her Jewish friends from work and became a Kerry then a Hilary supporter. She used to email me telling me what pond scum obama was. Then in the end, when Hillary didn’t get the nomination, she voted for the POS. We had it out, good riddance!
Then she has the nerve to send me some links to things bad about obama. I finally just blocked her emails and don’t pick up the phone when she calls. Caller ID is great.

112 posted on 05/27/2009 2:51:40 PM PDT by mojitojoe ( Idiots elected a Marxist ideologue with narcissistic personality disorder)

:wow:

[Ghost in the Machine]

50. MMmmm.... Lib Chicks!

:evilgrin:

[proteus_lives]

54. Nice pic!

I already voted for Obama but now I'm ready to do it again!

:evilgrin:

[Brewman_Jax]

52. I don't think he has much to worry about

he'll cast asperagus at her, and be series about it, and she'll see him for the clueless ignorant dullard he is and run like hell.

Problem solved. :silly:

[proteus_lives]

55. Call me crazy.....

But I hope they work out. I'm a fan of opposites-attract relationships. They can be great for both involved and help grow and evolve.

[musette_sf]

57. the below Freeper quote was actually MY "dip your toe" with a Libertarian:

"If it’s in the news in your area, bringing up Charter Schools and vouchers that help poor kids (who are mostly minorities) vs. the NEA “no choice” stance may be a place to dip your toe in the water."

i brought up public schools, how i was a die-hard strong believer in the idea that ALL children deserve as equal an educational playing field as possible, and that building a strong public school infrastructure is the best and ONLY way to ensure this.

we had our first political debate/giant argument. he of course raved on about the "Charter Schools and vouchers that help poor kids (who are mostly minorities) vs. the NEA “no choice” stance". which of course i tore apart piece by piece.

i've been working on him for 15 years since then. no luck. his point of view: "if only you UNDERSTOOD Libertarianism, you would agree with me". in other words, "if you weren't so STUPID you would agree with me". i've read (endured) TONS more Libertarian literature in the past 15 years than i had consumed in all my previous life of reading political literature. but it is still MY intellectual shortcoming that i fail to agree with the scorched-earth bootstraps I-Got-Mine-ism of Libertarianism.

i've tried for years to rationalize it with the "Matalin and Carville manage to stay married" mantra.

at this point in my life it would be such a pleasure to be able to have rational political discourse at home... and it ain't happening.

[Political Heretic]

58. If you're looking to change up.........

.... just kidding :silly:

[Bucky]

59. HA! "I assume that she voted for Zero the Communist Kenyan Usurper"

<== our next president (still more qualified than most Republicans)

[Bucky]

60. Another great comment: "Liberal chicks are 100% better in bed than conservative chicks."

Motard continues...

"Liberal chicks are 100% better in bed than conservative chicks. They have a total lack of self-respect, they have no self-control, they are sick freaks that will do virtually anything with complete abandon. I recommend you enjoy yourself for a while, but prepare for the fallout. It won’t be pretty."

Reality check: politics has no direct bearing on performance in the sack. If you think about it, for someone to actually believe what they hear on Fox News they have to either have a great imagination... or no critical thinking skills at all. If that has any impact on sexual activity, then conservatives are a sexual roll of the dice. You might end up with Les Nessman or you might end up with those dudes who make South Park.