President Bashar al-AssadPresident Bashar al-Assad
in his natural habitat.This is what diplomacy looks like...“We were very pleased with the assurances we received from the president that he was ready to resume the peace process. He’s ready to engage in negotiations for peace with Israel,” Pelosi said.
...wait a gosh-darn second, did that just happen? Did Nancy Pelosi just negotiate with a terrorist-y type? SHE'S A PEACE LOVING TRAITOR! For accomplishing something Condileeza Rice couldn't have if she handed over a bag of money and then gave the dude a lap dance.
UH-OH, somebody's making
a scrunchy face today!President Bush is so mad that he called a press conference where all of the reporters had to stand and only one reporter got a microphone to ask questions through, of course, the Fox News reporter. The other reporters had to yell, all at once, making them very easy to ignore, but for what it's worth, here's what he had to say:
President Bush denounced Pelosi's visit to Syria, saying it sends mixed signals to al-Assad's government. "Sending delegations doesn't work. It's simply been counterproductive," Bush said.
...of course, when he says counter productive he means counter productive to triggering
The Rapture!!That's not his belly,
that's his eighth chin!That fat guy up above looks kinda like Santa Clause, so we'd better hear what he has to say:"These people in the United States who are opposing dialogue I tell them one thing: Dialogue is ... the only method to close the gap existing between two countries," Syrian Foreign Minister Walid al-Moallem said after Wednesday's al-Assad-Pelosi meeting.
...did he just say that? No-he-di-ent! Nobody has been talking to these people? NOBODY! Then Santa comes along and basically writes his phone number on the wall of the President's bathroom stall and Bush is still refusing to resolve things? AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This article was inspired by:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/04/04/pelosi.mideast.ap/index.html