BREAKING HARD LIKE A ROCK - HUGH!!1# and SERIES, CALL DRUDGE NOW

[The Straight Story]

Broadcasting live on all tv stations right now, including public access and the porn channels (I checked....):


Live streaming news text from Kent Brockman follows:

The democratic party is in shock as news filters on from all over the US on certain candidates....


John Edwards was seen at a grocery store purchasing food. He DID NOT BUY GENERIC or ORGANIC! Further more, he bought FRENCH bread and wine not made in the US. He was seen leaving the store lot in a vehicle and not a bike.

John Kerry was seen eating at a waffle house, apparently too good to cook his own meals he turns to those on minimum wage to do it for him.


Hillary RodHam Clinton: This just in, she was seen purchasing something for her self once again showing that she cares only about herself and not the country. Why wasn't she buying YOU something.

Obama was just seen buying a pack of Camel Light Cigarettes, thus showing us all he favors Joe Camel and marketing smokes to kids. He should quit smoking one source said - because if does not live his life the way I think he should than he is harming others, and we don't want that in a candidate.

----- The party is falling apart according to fresh reports. Instead of attending an anti-war protest most our sources were camping out in front the Edwards ranch protesting. Many liberals were pissed off because Cindy Sheehan would not attend, she was called selfish and old hat and that she needed to get with the new issues facing us.....

Clark was seen polishing his brass with brasso. This report comes from a blogger who spent 18 hours analyzing photos from the net of him and digging through his trash for receipts. Brasso is made in Mexico with slave labor and contributes to the destruction of the environment.

We will bring you more as our sources below feed the news feed.

[lostnotforgotten]

1. So You Want Millionaires To Represent You - Isn't That The Definition Of Elitism?

eom

[mzmolly]

5. I think we can live with good people of all financial stripes representing "us."

:hi:

[lostnotforgotten]

8. Lots Of Wishful Thinking There - The L-Curve Tells All - www.lcurve.org

www.lcurve.org

[mzmolly]

10. As a person who grew up in poverty, I do not require it of those who serve

me in office. I don't need a frickin graph to tell me about income disparities, I've lived "it." ;)

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

13. This is like the eighth time l see your posts about the lcurve...very infomercial there...

I won't be clicking on it. MKJ

[lostnotforgotten]

14. Obviously You Are Too Well Informed To Learn Anything New

How Sad!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

24. Well, it's presented over and over to reinforce negativity about Edwards.

So, I guess I got a bit irked. Maybe the lcurve could apply to perhaps one repub...nah, it's just Dems who demonstrate that which is negative in its assessment. MKJ

[IndyOp]

17. Don't not click just because another poster is repetitive - the Lcurve is

a very vivid presentation of income disparity. I've passed it on to a bunch of people.

:hi:

[Matariki]

21. Yeah he or she (who knows which - no profile) is showing so much CONCERN about Edwards house

It must be very important to him or her :eyes:

I'll have to search, I wonder if this person was also adding great insight to the 'Hillary' threads last week as well.

[deadmessengers]

27. Yeah, yeah, we get it already.

I've seen this link from you about 5 times now - you really should find another link to post, as this is getting OLD.

Of course, you're not very likely to do so, so I'm sure glad we have this new block feature!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

28. The block feature is long gone. But, thanks for your support.

:hi: MKJ

[treestar]

12. they don't have to be rich, just liberal

I know several blue collar freepers, and believe me, they would be terrible presidents.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. It isn't a question of who anyone wants

Try running for high public office in this country without being a millionaire. It can't be done.

That, sadly, is part of the definition of American politics.

[NastyRiffraff]

2. LOL! thanks for the laughs

Hey, it's not too farfetched, when people slam someone for buying a house...with his own money!

[anitar1]

3. Thanks for the laugh. Great news. n/t

[atommom]

4. We are so screwn.

:cry:

[ChazII]

26. Great sense of humor and

I thank you for a laugh.

[villager]

6. will there be any non-millionaires on the ballot anywhere

in any Senate (or Presidential) race?

[The Straight Story]

9. I dunno, you running? (nt)

[villager]

18. should I announce my "exploratory committee?" It's fundraising season,

after all.

[The Straight Story]

20. Sure - I will help ya out with it :)

I know a lot about exploring, I watch discovery channel! :rofl:

[villager]

29. we'll wander around lookin' for a primary or a caucus!

;-)

[The Straight Story]

30. What, the cbc won't have ya???

:rofl:

[Bobbie Jo]

7. You're killin' me over here....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Are we screwn or what??

[treestar]

11. Did he cast asparagus on the poor?

that's what I want to know!

[Canuckistanian]

23. As long as his patties didn't get waded

I could care less.

[lapfog_1]

15. And in other news... Generalissimo Francisco Franco is sill dead - n/t

[The Straight Story]

16. We need to get a copter on that right away to circle around him, just in case! (nt)

[gatorboy]

22. Not only did John Edwards buy French Bread.

HE BOUGHT 30,000 sq ft OF IT!


GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs out into the street, naked & screaming*

[CatWoman]

25. The evil, dastardly BASTARD!!!

Camel LIGHTS??????

[The Straight Story]

31. Kicking for breaking news! (nt)

[Hekate]

32. I'm in shock! We can never win the White House! We are so screwn!

None of our candidates can walk on water or turn it into wine! Oyoyoyoyoyoy. (Beats head against wall.)

Thank you for the much-needed laugh.

Hekate

[133724]

33. Homer Simpson for President.....n/t

[barb162]

34. It's the story of the century!

[Joe Chi Minh]

35. If they keep peeing off the American people by insulting their intelligence

like this and the Clinton impeachment, they're never going to get the merest whiff of power ever again.

Some "old money", grandee-type Republicans need to see off these losers, if they think the party's worth saving.