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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:19 PM Original message |
Jesus wrote the entire New Testament in heaven before the world was made |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. "john chapter 1 says jesus wrote the whole new testement in heaven before the world was made" |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ask him to quote the specific verse. |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. LOL |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:33 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Peter, Paul and John... |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Well yes they did |
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burning rain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. Well, that's an unorthodox view for a professed Christian. |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
6. I'm sure he wrote it in English Only too. |
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nilram (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:42 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Yay, verily, in the manner of King James. |
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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
17. Did he use stone tablets, papyrus, or paper? |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-29-09 12:23 AM Response to Reply #17 |
26. He used Microsoft Word, which also existed before the world was created |
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Quasimodem (259 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
7. So, I guess |
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no_hypocrisy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
9. That must have taken the mystery out of his life . . . . . |
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KDFW (142 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:39 PM Original message |
Well, Paul (Saul, the Terrorist of Tarsus) never met Jesus |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
10. Then why are there four different versions of his story... |
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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:04 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Oooh, that's a good one. Mind if I use that? |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:07 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Feel free. |
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musicblind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
12. As a Christian I have to say |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-29-09 12:31 AM Response to Reply #12 |
27. It is a difficult time to be a rational Christian |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
13. Nah, he had a Holy Ghostwriter. And, that was only for the screenplay. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 10:59 PM Response to Original message |
14. No he didn't. |
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lexanman (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
18. Jesus would be sad |
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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:25 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Of course not all of the animals were able to fit on the ark. |
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lexanman (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:27 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. lol |
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winyanstaz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-29-09 12:58 AM Response to Reply #20 |
29. rolf |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
19. Here's why it's fruitless to try and discuss ideology with many (if not most) Christians |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
22. And, in King James English ... |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-28-09 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
23. Jesus wrote the whole New Testament in Heaven before the world |
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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-29-09 12:07 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. See post #17 |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-29-09 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
25. Paul engineered Christianity |
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Startup (30 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-29-09 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
28. John And Paul wrote most of the New Testament... |
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ismnotwasm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-29-09 01:25 AM Response to Original message |
30. He must mean this |
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