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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:49 PM
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Reminding everyone of the awesomeness of John Edwards...
He can slam a revolving door.
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More Than A Feeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:50 PM
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1. John Edwards doesn't sleep, he waits. nt
Edited on Sat Jan-27-07 11:50 PM by Heaven and Earth
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:51 PM
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2. He's is so fast....
....he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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More Than A Feeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:52 PM
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3. Switzerland isn't neutral, they're just waiting to see which side John Edwards is on.
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:00 AM
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7. John Edwards does not "style" his hair.
It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:36 AM
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14. ummmm, true story
he has great hair
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:52 PM
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4. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
:rofl:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:53 PM
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5. He talks to dead people.
:-)
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:54 PM
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6. While urinating....
....John Edwards is easily capable of welding titanium.
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:05 AM
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8. He Picks The Goddam Terror of the Gods
from his NOSE!

He is a SUBGENIUS!
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:10 AM
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9. John Edwards can blow bubbles with beef jerky
....
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:10 AM
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10. I hear tell he can kick Chuck Norris's ass
And Billy Jack's, and Jet Li's and Bruce Lee's...all without breaking a sweat. Then he can clear cut 40 acres of North Carolina pine with nothing but a Swiss Army Knife!
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:12 AM
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11. He uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
....
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:17 AM
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12. Last one for the night....
John Edwards once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-28-07 12:34 AM
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13. John Edwards juggles train locamotives to help him relax.
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