Simply put: I love Fox News.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

And being kicked in the balls.

I love it when I eat corn and get stuff stuck in my teeth and have no tooth picks or floss.

And chewing tin foil.

And I love, LOVE, having salt poured in my urethra.

I have no TV but just love listening to Fox on the computer in the background. I get smarter by the second.

And splinters under the fingernails.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I like lancing boils with a spork.

[shaniqua6392]

2. I like getting Ben-Gay in my eyes.

:crazy:

[Gabi Hayes]

3. ow! my balls!

[kayakjohnny]

4. How often does the salt....uh.... in the , er....um...you know...

actually happen.


You poor thing.


Now I'm REALLY going for the low sodium diet.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

5. How often?

Only when I can't get me Fox News.

[Voice for Peace]

6. I love it when I stick a safety pin into my eyeball

lol ooold snl memories

[Robb]

8. You know when you throw your legs over your head and rub a cheese grater on your thighs?

I hate when that happens.

[Touchdown]

7. I love shaving my ass and sitting in a bowl of gin.

:hurts:

[grantcart]

9. I love reading Cliffordu's witty posts

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

10. Ouch.

[grantcart]

12. Don't worry he will be by in a few minutes to kick me in the ass.

[cliffordu]

13. I bow to the greatness that is grantfart

[memphisheel]

11. Reminded of Chuck Barris on "The Gong Show" for some reason...

"I like Fox News, but then again, I like a tick bath!"