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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:25 AM Original message |
I've been wondering--How do you get onto a Death Panel? |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. Join the Republican party...n/t |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
2. Its like the Selective Service panel - except with cookies |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
3. It's done "Hollywood Squares" style. |
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FirstLight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:49 AM Response to Reply #3 |
16. Perfect! |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 05:43 PM Response to Reply #3 |
25. Yup... Charles Nelson Riley to block.... |
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countingbluecars (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
4. Apply for the job |
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Bluerthanblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:35 AM Response to Reply #4 |
12. ding..ding..ding.... |
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Morning Dew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
5. Participate in a thread like the one referenced below. Join the Death Panel! |
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jbnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
6. The Angel of Death makes the selection. If a cold boney |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
7. I assume you have to be dead first. Or at least brain dead. n/t |
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PA Democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
8. I hear Cigna, United HealthCare, and Aetna are taking applications. |
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MidwestTransplant (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:36 AM Response to Reply #8 |
13. They offer the most steady work in this field. |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
9. I've already sent in my application |
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peace frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
10. Gosh, do ya think they're hiring? |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:34 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. See? I knew I qualified. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
14. Apply for a job at an insurance company. |
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FarCenter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
15. It will probably pay only $5 / day like jury duty |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
17. I wonder if you can choose |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 04:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. That would be the whole point, as far as I'm concerned. |
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chollybocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 05:22 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. "We need to be proactive." |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 07:01 PM Response to Reply #20 |
31. Your qualifications are beyond question. You're already killing me. |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
18. There's going to be a tv show called American Death Panel |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
19. I think somebody needs to ask Sarah Palin that question |
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chollybocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
22. First, you have to join Union 666.... |
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Catshrink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 05:30 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Will you watch it! |
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chollybocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 06:15 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Don't worry; the invitations are still in Limbo. |
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Catshrink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 06:58 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. I sure hope you're right.... |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
23. You have to quit American Idot... |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
26. It's very important that you dress correctly for your job interview, |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-14-09 10:31 AM Response to Reply #26 |
32. Aw Jeez, looks like I'm gonna have to lose weight |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-14-09 06:25 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Don't be silly. The color black is very slimming. |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-14-09 07:12 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Wow, you're right. |
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zeos3 (912 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
27. Here. Dr Peeno WAS on a death panel. |
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Posteritatis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-13-09 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
29. Klingon style. You gotta find one and apply some death to a current member. (nt) |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-14-09 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
34. Maybe Madeline or Operations can help you out or Nikkita. |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-14-09 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
35. Is it like American Idol? |
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