There must be Fifty Ways to Impeach A President

[truedelphi]

<and get ourselves free>


There must be fifty ways to impeach your President (and get ourselves FREE)

Just say Iraq, Jack!
The Abramoff scam, Pam!
Found No WMD's, Lee
And get ourselves Free.

The Haliburton mus, Gus
The Plame affair TUS-S-S-SLE!
Just hit the deficit key, Lee
And get ourselves Free!

More Servicemen Dead, Fred!
No international Cred-d-dit!
The Wiretap plan, Stan
We'll have a Bush Ban!

And New Orleans' gone, Mon
With FEMA dis-Cred-d-dit!
It goes to tell, Mel
We'll get ourselves Free!

[truedelphi]

1. Okay that was eleven... We just need thirty-nine more

PLus when we are finished with the ditty, maybe some graphics genius can design the pictorial

[kath]

2. Good one!

[truedelphi]

3. Several More

He was DeLay's Pal, Sal
And he was Kenny Boy's Toy, Roy
His balls are quite blue, Lou
When Condi's not free

He ain't got a brain, Wayne
Though Nine 'Leven was from Deep Inside Him (Jim!)
He ruined the whole World, Girl
We Betta Get ourselves free

He's Not Stopped North Korea's Bomb, Tom
Yet he's such an Iranian War Tease, Louise
While We're all on our knees, Jeez
We better say Puh-Leeze

Cuz he should be put on the bus, Gus
Since we've run out of trust No-o-o-w!
We won't have a cow, How
We'll get ourselves free

[krispos42]

4. There are

Any of the fifty state legislatures can force the House to immediately take up the issue of impeachment.

It's trying to get them to DO IT that's the problem!

[truedelphi]

6. I did not know that about the state legislatures... We don't even

have one state - Vermont or something?

Je-e-sh!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Nice work truedelphi!!

:yourock: :applause: :bounce:

[autorank]

7. "And New Orleans' gone, Mon" KR

Whoa, what did Woody say about his banjo?

They can play this as the helicopter loads the dickster and boy king for the long flight away
from our White House.