Tom DeLay's new reality as... the "Expert". WTF?

[Are_grits_groceries]

"Dancing with the Felons" didn't quite work out for Two Left Mouths DeLay, so he's taking another crack at the Tee Vee Machine, this time as an employee of, of all companies, Disney:

On Friday, Disney-ABC Domestic Television announced they'd found another reality-TV home for DeLay. He will sit in as the "Expert" in the "Ask the Expert" lifeline for episodes of the syndicated show "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" airing all next week, Oct. 26-30.
More like the "Expired".

Contestants who have correctly answered the $5,000 question can ask to be connected to a pre-determined "expert" via Skype.<...> He told contestants ahead of time he knows a lot about politics, sports, history, and science. He also warned contestants he's weak on pop culture <...> celebrities, and literature.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mupm2BmIjtc/SuOMFMda8fI/AAAAAAAAI_Y/5gn7mFvurl8/s320/tom+delay+goofy.jpg
http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/10/tom-delays-new-reality-as-expert-at.html

They didn't just jump the shark. They did a backflip over it.

Expert? hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[hobbit709]

1. Expert what?

The only thing he's expert at is living well on other people's money.

[DesertRat]

2. If any of the questions involve how to exterminate bugs

Who you gonna call? The Bugman!

[rucky]

3. Dale Gribble's available for that, now.