If you could open a shop for people who want to understand how RW'ers work

[ck4829]

What items would you sell?

This shop would cater to people who want to find out how the right wing mind works.

My items:

Glasses that make everything appear to slant to the left
Assorted minorities so you can go around saying "Some of my best friends are black"
And a little guy who kicks you in the shin when you press a remote control so you can get angry at stuff

How about you?

[twylatharp]

1. I can't improve on that, but how about

televison sets that only tune to Fox
Books that only have pictures
art that matches the carpet

[spag68]

6. sounds like North Korea

[JohnnyLib2]

2. What fun!

Edited Bibles
A set of Limbaugh merchandise
Model of a tiny brain
Loud mouth about minorities
Gift certificate for Creationismorama

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. kick!

:rofl:

[cynatnite]

4. A Bill O'Lielly doll...you push it's hand and it says 'shut up' n/t

[meldroc]

5. Copies of John Dean's book Conservatives Without Conscience

That book pretty much spells out how they think in great detail.

It's virtually a sociological and psychological profile of authoritarian conservatives.

[SanCristobal]

7. Globes with the US positioned on top of the world.