how can you tell the difference between and Iraqi and Iranian ?

[Swagman]

if you are about to shoot them in Baghdad ? Anyone know ?.

[hobbit709]

1. The same way they spot "insurgents"

If they're dead, then they're either an insurgent or Iranian-or better yet an Iranian insurgent.

[Lerkfish]

6. LOL! great minds...you replied while I was composing my reply.

yup, the crime of being dead means you're an insurgent/terrorist/iranian infiltrator

[Shipwack]

2. Say "Stop or I'll shoot" in Farsi?

Then shoot the ones who stop...

No, that won't do...

::goes back to the drawing board::

[whistle]

3. Cluster bombs don't need to tell the difference

:sarcasm:

[IDemo]

4. The Iranian is the one holding the yellowcake

[Lerkfish]

5. if you're trying to falsely justify invading Iran, then the odds of the dead

(who can't argue with you) being Iranian goes up exponentially.

[HereSince1628]

7. The Iranians wear black hats. The Iraqis where white hats.

It's as simple as a 1950's Movie Western. Or maybe not.

[SAXMAR]

8. The Iraqi has WMD's,The Iranian has a Nuclear Device

Well, that's what the report from the Pentagon said.

[rman]

9. Are you trying to be funny?

Or are you planning on shooting Iraqies and/or Iranians in Baghdad?

Here are some pictures from Iran (including some Iranians) before the Bush invasion:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=66228&mesg_id=66228

[zbdent]

10. Think Robin Williams in "Good Morning Vietnam"

"channeling" the "army intelligence officer" on air ...

"Well, you have to shoot the enemy. So we go up to someone and say, 'Are you the enemy?', and if they say 'Yes', then we shoot him."

I guess that the Iranians are wearing a sign saying "I am not an Iraqi insurgent ... I am an Iranian terrorist!"

[Bonhomme Richard]

11. If they run they are Iranian, if they don't run...................

they are smart Iranians.

[johnaries]

12. One is black on the left side and white on the right side,

and the other is white on the left side and black on the right side.
No, wait - that was something else......