The Smallest Universal Units (Palinon, Cheneyon, etc.) LOL

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From Daily Kos:
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Georgebushon: The smallest unit of truth possible.

Palinon: The smallest unit of reality possible.

Cheneyon: The smallest unit of conscience possible.

Huckabon: The smallest unit of judgment possible.

Beckon: The smallest amount of credibility possible.

Giulianon: The shortest unit of time possible, as measured by the frequency of the use of the phrase "9/11". The building block for the New York Second, the unit previously thought to be the shortest unit of time possible.

Rovon: The smallest unit of honesty possible.

McCainon: The shortest linear straight distance possible.

Steelon: The smallest unit of self identity possible.

Larrycraigon: The smallest unit of self respect possible.

Bolton: The smallest unit of peace possible.

Liebermanon: The smallest unit of loyalty possible.

Reidon: The smallest unit of spine possible.

Rumsfeldon: The smallest unit of readiness possible.

Condiericon: The smallest unit of integrity possible.

And then, there's also:

Limbaughium: Dark matter incarnate.

Hanitium: String theory gone wild - just try to keep track of the twisted webs he weaves.

Malkinon: Strange unknown force that seems to feed on itself. It is a quarky force that completely lacks charm.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/11/30/144212/90

The Hadron Collider is superfluous. The smallest units have been found.