Sarah Palin Stars as Heroine in New Children's Book - 'Help! Mom! Radicals are Ruining My Country!'

[Are_grits_groceries]

In the book written by Katharine DeBrecht, “Governor Sarah” (a character based on Palin) attempts to help two young boys hold onto their dream of a swing-set business which is struggling as a result of high taxes, heavy regulations and 246 czars.

“I am trying to let all Americans know that these radicals are killing the American Dream and I want to stop them from hurting people that produce products and provide jobs,” the Palin character consoles the frustrated boys after their business is destroyed by “Marxus Obunduf” who is based on President Obama.

Johnny and Luke loved being in Miss Bardin's third-grade class -- especially at Christmas time, when the class put on its annual pageant, complete with a nativity scene and even an obliging donkey! But when Senator Weary, Al Snore, Congresswoman Clunkton and the whole 9th Circuit court show up demanding an end to the fun and festivities in the name of diversity, global warming, and stinky French cheese, all is almost lost until Johnny, Luke and an unexpected hero armed with a mysterious piece of paper unite to save Christmas.

Janie and Sam were happy just being kids -- that is, until celebrities started popping out of their hamper to tell them how to behave and to sell them expensive clothes. With Hollywood and its friends in the liberal media declaring war on traditional values, what's a concerned parent to do? It's "Help! Mom!" to the rescue!

This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

http://www.radicalsruiningmycountry.com/index.html

What a wonderful holiday present for that special child! :sarcasm:
(These are not satire to the RW.)

[chelsea0011]

1. Sorry, Wal Mart and Home Depot type companires took care of the swing set business long ago

[peekaloo]

2. an "obliging donkey"

:rofl:

[tabatha]

3. Good grief.

[EnviroBat]

4. But but but, they're INDOCTRINATING OUR KIDS!!!!

See, it's okay for some conservative asshole to create this filth and push it on school children. But GAWD FORBID the President of the United States wants to address school children and encourage them to stay in school!

THE HORROR!!!

[gratuitous]

5. "Help! Mom!" There seems to be a theme here

Conservatives seem to be a bunch of helpless kids, looking for a strong parental figure to save them. The poor little children; won't someone think of them? And before you ask, no, setting up a single payer health care system won't help them. Got it?

[6000eliot]

11. More like think FOR them!

[rurallib]

6. Governor Sarah quits and has someone else write a book for her.

The book is a fantasy. Governor Sarah gets a lot of gold for the book and the writer gets nothing. This is how to make money kids.
Sarah wants to be president of a country where God's chosen get gold from the labors of those God does not favor.
How would you know if God favors you? Do you have a stock portfolio?

[newportdadde]

7. It amazes me at what other think of as liberal or radical.

What would these people do if an actual liberal president was elected.

[bamacrat]

8. Way worse than Obama talking to kids about the need to stay in school.

Trying to create a new generation of crazy people. Just wrong. And notice how the guy holding the plate behind Obamas head makes it look like he's wearing a turban.

[spanone]

9. fuck ms palin and her ilk

[Raschel]

10. Help Mom! Show me how to make millions while being an ignorant grifter!

[Ganja Ninja]

12. I believe you're confusing these books for children's books.

These are adult teabagger bed time stories. It's an easy mistake.

[joeybee12]

13. You can't make this shit up, can you?

Proof that man is not the end product of evolution.