I wonder if they'll throw Oxycontin pills instead of rice at Rush's 4th marriage ceremony?

[Vinnie From Indy]

Maybe the bridesmaids could come dressed as large Oxycontin pills and the groomsmen could dress as 10yr. old Dominican boys.

It's official! The most influential conservative voice in America is a thrice divorced, draft-dodging, heroin addicted racist.



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Poll: Limbaugh is most influential conservative
(AP) – 4 days ago

NEW YORK — By a wide margin, Americans consider Rush Limbaugh the nation's most influential conservative voice.

Those are the results of a poll conducted by "60 Minutes" and Vanity Fair magazine and issued Sunday. The radio host was picked by 26 percent of those who responded, followed by Fox News Channel's Glenn Beck at 11 percent. Actual politicians — former Vice President Dick Cheney and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin — were the choice of 10 percent each.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jpAE5xW2-_v2cl6Mz3RKj-Osq8eAD9C9GUOG0

[mitchum]

1. Probably just beard maintenance products

[tsuki]

2. They must not have polled Florida, at least NW FL. His influence

here has fell after his drug bust and walk. But then he violated parole, and rabid RW's that I know won't listen to him. In zero-tolerant Florida, you can be put under the jail for smoking weed, and nothing happened to Rush? Doesn't fly.

[timeforpeace]

3. If only we could be blissfully unaware of his existence.

[Turbineguy]

4. self-delete

[Bluebear]

5. After-dinner "mints" maybe

[HopeHoops]

6. His first three wives kept burning their asses on the ceiling light.

Somebody should warn this girl.

[whyverne]

7. I'd like to throw Condi Rice at him. n/t

[Ignis]

8. Hopefully they'll throw whole bottles of pills at them.

*clunk* Ow!

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. The only thing they should throw is up.

Imagine the thought of Bo Snerdly pushing Rush's fat torso into position to get on top of the new bride.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[era veteran]

10. Viagra

I shudder at the thought. I consider him America's most specious, puffed up, clot of sentient anal cysts, chickenhawk, well I could go on but y'all know all this. Glen Beck is special too but not sentient.

[eppur_se_muova]

11. They should throw condoms.

No way this POS should ever reproduce.

[Gold Metal Flake]

12. No need.

He goes to the Dominican Republic for sex.