Counter-Attack In The War On Christmas

[Hissyspit]

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/143525/Christmas-tree-smashes-car-in-freak-accident

...and then counter-counter-attack (cut down to size!).

[msongs]

1. every grocery store has now been turned into a hard core fundy church for 3 weeks nt

[Merlot]

2. The Killer Christmas Trees are back - oh boy!

[liberal_at_heart]

3. Hey I tell you here in the Northwest we are more afraid of falling trees than we are of Mt. Ranier

We have some pretty strong wind storms during the winter. Lots of tree branches and limbs fall down and there is almost always two or three cases of a tree falling on someone here in the Northwest due to the wind.

[Merlot]

4. Killer Christmas trees was an SNL skit from one of the first seasons

I guess for you folks in the Northwest, maybe not so funny?

[liberal_at_heart]

8. Well I have nothing against comedy

Life can be hard and I thnk humor is a good way to deal with life. I love SNL especially the early years.

[Nikki Stone1]

5. Between the killer tree and the drunken murdering elk, I have to say we've reached the end times

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7157777&mesg_id=7157777

[Hissyspit]

7. Holy Shit.

We're doomed.

[Swamp Rat]

6. Lock and load!