I Need A Bath....PALIN

[rsmith6621]

...Any RECS for what kind of soap will get rid of the spirit of PALIN????...went to the Mall of America for my Monday Starbucks and scone and she showed up for a pickpocket session of brainless bafoons that think she is just wonderful..she was about 15 feet from me as she made he way to the stage to sign away.

I did have a chance to shut down about 3 women who were friends that made the trip together to be further brainwashed. One lady talking to the others said she was sorry that she wasnt elected to the VP office but is ready to vote for her in 2012...I piped in and said how blessed I was that she is up on the stage signing books and continuing to show herself a cluless star struck bafoon....Then I asked the ladies what was her and McCains plan for America that was better than what President Obama has already accomplished....QUIET FOLKS IS WHAT I HEARD....I then said to them "NOTHING YOU SAY....I REST MY CASE"

I walked away saying you have purchased a book that is 2/3 lies and fairy tales rebuffed by the McCain campaign staff and if the media would take their collective eyes of her for two months she would soon be forgotten by all... And agin ladies...she is a QUITTER...

They just stared back at me NUMB......


What kind of soap do you reccomend

[atreides1]

1. Lava soap

I think it might be your best bet.

[RavensChick]

2. Irish Spring?

Another option is Ivory with a big swig of E & J before diving in.

[ET Awful]

3. Im sorry, but your only hope is acetone. Mere soap will never do.

You need a solvent.

[csziggy]

4. Soap won't do it - you'll need scouring pads!

[yellowcanine]

5. My only quibble is that you should have said what you REALLY thought. Instead of trying to be so

diplomatic.

[virgdem]

6. Delousing

eom

[Jack Rabbit]

7. The posts on this thread are a lot of horsepucky

Scientific evidence indicates that any brand of ordinary bath soap is sufficient to wash away right wing lies and smears. That and sunlight.

[rurallib]

8. I think you need a whole body cleanse in a sauna

burn the stink off.

[hlthe2b]

9. Tomato Juice is said to ge the odor of skunk off ya...

It may take several hundreds of gallons, however....

[DebbieCDC]

10. Lifeboy

Like in "A Christmas Story"

[lapfog_1]

11. You probably need to spend about 10 hours in one of these

so as to completely burn off the outer layer of your skin.

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. Yes. And set the dial to "Boehner"

Might do the trick.

[11 Bravo]

12. A good sandblasting followed by an acid bath may be in order.

[spanone]

a two hour bath of undiluted bleach....then have your skinned peeled.

[rrneck]

13. ...

[polly7]

14. Debridement. nt.

[POAS]

15. Just go straight for a bottle of lye.

[Fire1]

16. k&r n/t

[RockaFowler]

17. That Orange Stuff

My husband uses it in the shop. It cleans up really big messes and definetly gets all of the stains out. Like it was never there before.

[KamaAina]

18. Can you get some made from moose fat?

:shrug:

[dgibby]

19. Lye! n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. Vigorously applied 20 grit sandpaper, then a power wash with Clorox.

[boobooday]

22. Try this

[StarfarerBill]

23. Lye soap; for that several-skin-layers-deep feeling of clean.

[niyad]

24. k and r for whole thread--you are all on a ROLL today--and for you, OP, I recommend an entire bottle

of jack or johnnie--you need it after that encounter--and for the amazing restraint you showed.

( I am checking her tour schedule, because if she shows up here, I will definitely go have some fun. soooo sorry I didn't find out about michele malkin til after the fact)

[lame54]

25. An acid bath

[Cleita]

26. If you want to get rid of evil spirits you need a bundle

of sacred sage. Light it and let the smoke permeate all the corners of the room and waft some over yourself as well, while you say something to the effect of be gone evil spirit. This should be done in every room she has occupied. If not, well how about some flea and tick soap from the pet store? :-)

[LucasD]

27. Lye... or lie....

I am SO sick of clicking on Google News and seeing a headline about the crowds at her
book signings. That isn't news!!! Especially not headline news. Put her in the tabloids
where she belongs.

[ChickMagic]

28. There's a bunch of them here

http://www.biblesoaps.com/

:rofl:

However, I recommend radioactive decontamination. The
Palin isotopes might come off that way.

[Blue_In_AK]

29. The other third that wasn't rebuffed by McCain staffers

was rebuffed by people in the know in Alaska. The entire book is a fabrication.