palin to be poisoning my air tomorrow!!

[niyad]

I just found out that sarah iquitarod is going to be fouling the air here tomorrow night--borders, 7pm. according to reports, 500 wristbands will be given out, starting at 6 am (note, we are having a winter storm, the temp is ZERO right now--hope they freeze their asses off!!)

if it weren't so damned cold and snowy, I would certainly go and snicker at the kool-ade drinkers. THIS is what borders says on their announcement:

Sarah Palin
The highly anticipated memoir from one of America's most respected and controversial political figures.

RESPECTED??????? must remember to call them tomorrow and question their sanity.

any words of advice on clearing the air pollution?

[Blue_In_AK]

1. Niyad, Shannyn Moore is reporting tonight

on her Facebook page that she "knows Michelle Bachmann & Sarah Palin met tonight...good Lord...there's a think tank on empty."

Can you imagine that? Oh, my god...

[niyad]

2. well--THAT explains why I have such a headache!! it came as a shock to me to

realize that malkin actually lives here--I thought it was bad with focus, new life, etc.

thank you so much for the info--and the image!!

[Blue_In_AK]

3. Not Michelle Malkin, Michelle BACHMANN.

It's even worse.

[niyad]

4. thanks--wonder how I mixed them up. the trifecta of stupid.

[lapfog_1]

6. A rip in the space-time continuum occurred

as a black hole of intelligence emerged spontaneously from the room where they met.

Physicists from around the world are busy writing up the event with the discovery that quantum tunneling of neuron activity is responsible for holding dark matter from coalescing and forming quantum black holes. They hope to publish before the complete destruction of this arm of the galaxy.

[niyad]

8. thank you for that explanation.

[niyad]

5. we have a sarah barraquitter fan here?

[Divine Discontent]

7. get a Catholic priest to perform an anonymous exorcism on the area - don't tell him what it's about

just say that something deathly evil has invaded the town, and it must be exorcised!


"I have exorcised the demons!" - Ace Ventura

(I wish Jim Carrey would show up at a Palin booksigning and do this near her)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bJX2ryvw3U8/RfHApgnEPqI/AAAAAAAAAMg/7Ict9BAXf_o/s320/ace+ventura+yes.gif

[niyad]

9. wow--that black hole even affected me--I could call the priest--or just take my sage and go do it

myself (should be interesting to see the reaction of the mall cops and borders when I walk around with a lit sage wand!!)

[Divine Discontent]

11. oh my - walking around with the wand would be HYSTERICAL!

they'd say you were doing something sinister. hey, maybe they'll rough you up a lil, perhap$ you $hould do it then!? ha

[Drunken Irishman]

10. She'll be in my city tomorrow too! At a Costco...haha