When Fucking Republicans Don't Forget Your Safe Word

[lame54]

http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/mo-republican-charged-assaulting-love

From C&L:

Oh those family values Republicans:

The Scott County court clerk confirms a felony complaint has been filed against former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton for an incident that allegedly took place Nov. 15 in Sikeston, Mo.

The complaint alleges Jetton "recklessly caused serious physical injury to ------- by hitting her on the head, and choking her resulting in unconsciousness and the loss of the function of part of her body."

UPDATE, 3:50: The affidavit attached to the probable cause statement alleges Jetton went to the home of the victim Nov. 15, where he and the victim drank wine and watched a football game. The victim claims Jetton hit her on the face and choked her, leaving bruises that the police department photographed.

The affidavit claims the assault occurred during the night and into the morning of Nov. 16. It says Jetton and the victim agreed on a "safe word" "to use as a stop word during intercourse."

The safe word was allegedly "green balloons." The next day, Jetton allegedly told the victim: "You should have said green balloons." Read on...

Brutal. Jetton is the former Missouri House Speaker, but his biggest claim to fame was working as a political adviser to Mitt Romney during his failed presidential campaign in 2008. Known as "jedijetton" on Twitter, Rod tweets about attending CPAC -- and here's a photo of him with everybody's favorite conservative battle axe, Phyillis Schlafly.

Wonkette adds the finishing touches to this story:

Rod Jetton is married with three children and attends Methodist church regularly. He is affiliated with the Republican Party. He is a Real American, the end.

[SpiralHawk]

1. Republicon Family Values - just pathetic

This republicon jackass can go stuff green freaking balloons up his diaper-clad ass.

Sheesh.

[AndyA]

2. Why, how dare you say such horrible things about this good family man, lame54!

He's a Christian.

He's married.

He has children.

He's a Republican!

He's white, for God's sake!!

Don't you know the rules are different when it's someone on the right? Listen to what they say, ignore what they do.

That's how it works.

;)

[Kansas Wyatt]

3. Wonder if that's the same one who is suppose to be....

Like the second coming of Karl Rove. I think there was story about him awhile back, about how much power he was grabbing and he was ruthless at how he gets what he wants.

[Contrary1]

4. Wish we could stop all Repubs by shouting "green balloons".

[DainBramaged]

5. Rod Jetton is married with three children and attends Methodist church regularly

Republicans the party of adulterers......

[malaise]

7. Why isn't this getting as much coverage as

Tiger Woods?

[surrealAmerican]

9. I'm gonna guess this man is not nearly as good-looking...

... as Tiger.

[intheflow]

11. Nor as famous. Nor as black. n/t

[malaise]

17. Yah think

:D

[DainBramaged]

19. Maybe he has a peanut for a dick?

:shrug:


so he thinks physical violence is the way to sexual satisfaction?

[lame54]

6. .

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. One of the worst in MO

It's damn nice to see him go down.

[Poll_Blind]

10. Weird, sad, fucked-up. n/t

PB

[KamaAina]

12. Safe word = BDSM

for those of you keeping score at home.

[SIMPLYB1980]

13. Or cover for real abuse.

Time will tell I hope?

[Initech]

14. Oh. Won't somebody please. Think of the children.

[AwakeAtLast]

15. I've got one word - "Palomino"

:evilgrin:

[freeplessinseattle]

16. maybe tried to say it but was choking

now that is some messed up shit beyond BDSM

[cynatnite]

18. Was he expecting her to say it between beating her face and choking her?

:grr:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

20. "cut taxes" is a really fucked up safe word

"Praise Jesus" not so much either.