i'm heartbroken. Chesty Morgan is a teabagger.

[KG]

:cry:
Chesty Morgan: A life more than skin deep

By Jeff Klinkenberg, Times Staff Writer
In Print: Sunday, December 13, 2009

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She distrusts politicians, especially Democrats, and listens almost exclusively to Fox News while baking lemon cakes or preparing chicken soup. "If I could,'' she says, "I would marry Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly. I love them like they are my husbands.''

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[Deja Q]

1. 1000 years old or not, now we see why she's called "Chesty"...

Oh, and in a "Christian Nation", she's only allowed to have one. Didn't her three husband-wannabes mention that technicality at one time?

[NightWatcher]

2. I bet she's talking about the original meaning of "teabagging"

[KG]

4. i recall watching 'Deadly Weapons' over the fence of a drive-in.

we about wet our pants laughing when she suffocated a guy with her boobs.

[L0oniX]

3. It's good that she got that off her chest.

[SpiralHawk]

5. Her next film is All-Republicon: "Wide-Stance Diaper Sex Adultery with Hookers in Public Bathrooms"

Family Values Republicons just lap this stuff up (but always in secret).

[CatWoman]

6. ha!!! heartbroken my ass!!

you're just a SLUT!!!!

:)

[Stevenmarc]

7. It was a tragic tassle spin accident, she knocked herself senseless.

[MineralMan]

8. Give 'em a call, Chesty dear. I'm sure they'll be happy to accomodate you.

Bring industrial strength condoms and a gross of Viagra with you, though. It's not easy.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. She could suffocate the three of them without any diffuculty.

[madinmaryland]

10. Unfortunately, this thread is worthless without pictures!

[KG]

13. I have a few NSFGD.

:wow:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

11. "She distrusts politicians, especially Democrats"

Translation: She trusts Republicans.

[Doremus]

12. Hurt so many times, she's gotta have a hide as thick as a rhino.

It's just a shame her fear clouds her better judgment. Which is another way of saying she really didn't learn a helluva lot from all that heartbreak.

Karma really is a bitch.