The Nightmare Before Christmas

[Sparkly]

(A post from my brilliant sister -- http://lesleymopolitics.blogspot.com/)

Twas the night before Christmas, in the Senate and House
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Lieberman the louse.
The health care bill was hanging by its fingernails with care
In hopes that a miracle soon would be there.

The taxpayers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of a public option danced in their heads.
My hubby in blue jeans and I in my cap,
Had just opened our 2010 premium statement and uttered, "oh crap."

Just then on the news there arose such a clatter
We turned up the volume to see what was the matter.
Ried, Baucus and Lieberman appeared in a flash
Waving pieces of paper and bundles of cash.

"We did it," they yelled. "We came up with the answer!"
"We'll take care of health care and maybe cure cancer!"
"It's really quite simple," said Senator Max.
"We just sold the country to Goldman Sachs."

They'll fix up our problems lickity-split
Don't worry my friends, it won't hurt a bit.
The smart guys at Sachs will come to the rescue
And if things fall apart, well, they'll profit from that, too.

They'll short sell your health, and they'll bundle the risk
So if you get sick, don't you worry a bit.
They'll make money on ups - even more when you're down
And when we're all broke that's when they'll go to town.

And with that, the three Senators ran for their lives
Stuffing dough in their pockets and giving high fives.
But I heard them exclaim as they ran out of sight,
Merry Christmas to Sachs, and to Sachs a good night!

[rwheeler31]

1. terrific

[clear eye]

2. Thanks (lol)

and kick.

[pleah]

3. K&R

[im1013]

4. Great.

Would be funny if it wasn't so true!


:nuke:

[Gemini Cat]

5. Ha!! Love it.

k&r

[G_j]

6. great!

K&R

[prairierose]

7. That is great...

your sister is a very talented writer.

[Sparkly]

8. .

:kick: