"I'd like an omelet, plain,

[postulater]

and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast,
no mayonnaise,
no butter,
no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."

The waitress replies: "A #2, chicken sal sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?"

Bobby: "Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."

Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"

Bobby: "I want you to hold it between your knees."

[kenny blankenship]

1. Five Easy Pieces

But why?

[postulater]

2. We're just getting some real expensive toast.

[Cassandra]

3. I've been thinking of The American President...

and the scene where she says, "Congratulations, Mr. President, you've just passed a crime bill that does nothing to stop crime."