God has spoken to me!!

[Harry Monroe]

God has finaly "called" the huckster, charlatan and false "profit" Oral Roberts "home" and has said that we must raise $10 million in 30 days or He will send Roberts back. Operators are standing by and I'll be in my prayer tower if you need me!! Hallelujah and can I get an "Amen"?!

[LiberalLoner]

1. Oh I love this! LOL!!! I am glad he is finally facing the REAL God. Wish I could see it!

[nebenaube]

2. Nope

The pearly gates of heaven are guarded. I'm sure he fell through the trap door.

[hayu_lol]

3. Aw, he and fat little Jerry are sittin' back...

have their stills operating at capacity, and spend their time chasing all the girls they can find.

[saltpoint]

4. It did seem to this observer that "Oral" was an odd name for an evangelist.

Just sayin'.

[Harry Monroe]

6. You know, he does have a brother named "Anal"!!

[saltpoint]

8. That Roberts clan is so theme-bound, aren't they?

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. "Death is not the end.

There remains the litigation over his estate."

“I didn't attend his funeral,
but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

[Dogtown]

7. "For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts;

even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity. All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again" (Ecclesiastes 3:19)

[apocalypsehow]

9. Big hearty Kick & Rec - but alas, no cash.

:kick: