This is a one-sentence post.

[WilliamPitt]

Seem to be a lot of these lately, and they tend to suck no matter what position they espouse.

(...this is DU...try harder, please...)

[leftstreet]

1. Ralph Nader n/t

[WilliamPitt]

3. Smoking.

[lame54]

26. We're trying harder than the Senate

[WilliamPitt]

27. Are you serious? They're working nights and weekends

to fuck us over.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Sometimes you make in your pants.

[WilliamPitt]

4. And wear a helmet.

[NightWatcher]

5. errrr, booo, whoa, wtf

I am so ____________ I cant be expected to put together a full paragraph, much less a correctly structured sentence.


click click click, Post Message

[WilliamPitt]

7. Ooo, Mad Libs!

I am so smurf I cant be expected to put together a full paragraph, much less a correctly structured sentence.

:P ;)

:toast:

[Beetwasher]

6. This Sentence Has Five Words

n/t

[mike_c]

8. .

Torches and pitchforks.

[JuniperLea]

9. Hear hear!

Hit and run OPs, especially those that offer nothing of substance or are a continuation of a long, wince inducing whine, suck out loud.

Your hit and run at least makes a valid and useful point.

[WilliamPitt]

11. Plus

I ain't runnin'. :)

[anigbrowl]

Seconded. Of course, the stupid contingent will take offense at this.

Maybe we do have the government we deserve :-(

[JuniperLea]

20. That's a very scary thought...

We probably do.

:banghead:

[graywarrior]

10. Second hand smoke sucks.

[WilliamPitt]

13. Let the duck go

[JuniperLea]

17. LOL!

:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

19. Been looking at the poor bastard for years now.

Free the Duck One!

[JuniperLea]

22. Set the Goose Loose!

Don't slander the gander!

I'll let you rhyme something with duck if you like:)

[graywarrior]

37. I'm rolling him in a paper like tabakee and smokin' that little sucker

[BeHereNow]

12. n/t

bhn

[David Zephyr]

14. One sentence? How about the two word threads with the word fuck followed by someone's name?

William, the one sentence threads are literary in scope compared to those two word threads.

Seriously, your point is a good one.

Imagine, if we had a two full paragraphs requirement.

Oh, well, that's asking too much. So,

Fuck Joe Lieberman!

[WilliamPitt]

16. Bunny. Pancake.

[David Zephyr]

23. And fuck that pancake, too.

:)

[WilliamPitt]

25. Um...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pancake%20sex

:scared:

[JuniperLea]

30. That you're familiar with the term is rather telling...

:shrug:

:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

31. Googled "pancake sex"

I'm familiar with way more than I ever wanted to be now.

:scared:

[JuniperLea]

35. I never thought of pancake and sex in the same phrase before...

Pancakes remind me of my grandma, not... ok, I can't even link grandma with that word:)

:rofl:

[azmouse]

15. I like pie.

[change_notfinetuning]

18. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party. n/t

[ncteechur]

21. "I love....lamp."

[flvegan]

24. "Want to come to my pants party?"

[xultar]

28. Then they wonder why it gets unrec'd

[LynneSin]

29. WAIT WHEN DID YOU BECOME A FRICKING DOLPHIN FAN!!!???!!!

:grr:

[WilliamPitt]

32. Lost a bet with trumad

Or, more accurately, my Patriots shit the bed against the 'Phins and I'm stuck with this fucking avatar until next Sunday.

:(

Read the bottom line of my sig.

[LynneSin]

33. I was going to say - if you're a Dolphin fan you owe me a bottle of really good tequila

:grr:

[WilliamPitt]

34. Not in this lifetime

[NNN0LHI]

36. Locking

Oh, wait a minute I can't do that. I ain't no moderator.

[Occulus]

38. Yes, Mum.

:P

[rucky]

39. Feel better?

Venting works sometimes.

[WilliamPitt]

40. Much

:)

[dave29]

41. screw grammar

and spelling while we're at it, I mean seriously, what is wrong with the "run on sentences are bad and so is stream of consciousness" crowd anyways -- it's something I wonder about, like when I was a kid and my parents refused to let me participate in the local science fair because I was unaware that demonstrating volcano eruptions with baking soda is a bit trite.... but how was I supposed to know, I was just a kid for God's sake -- and to top it off, my parents then abandon the family to go study volcanoes... I know.... irony... but I am used to it by now what with the world being the way it is... I could go on about this but what it really boils down to is I like Howard Dean AND Barack Obama and especially drinking other people's milk shakes.

[WilliamPitt]

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