Caption this POS!

[Hubert Flottz]

"I wear this hat to hide my antlers"(horns)

[lonestarnot]

1. Fighting for at least a ghost audience.

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

3. El Diablo Dick

He's a quitter like Sarah!

[Ganja Ninja]

2. Jack Daniels the breakfast of champions!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Brokeback Dick

How the West was Ruined

Looks like that Dick has about shot it's last wad!

[Ganja Ninja]

15. He's a drug store truck driving man - He's the head of the Klu Klux Klan

When sun down comes rolling around
We'll be lucky to get out of town

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Didn't somebody write a song about him once?

Here he comes in his brand new black blue jeans
with a beach blonde mama, she looks like a bar room queen
He's got a beer gut belly, and he walks tall and proud
and if you try to get smart with him, he'll punch you out!

He kicks ass
He pumps gas
He drives a '65 T-bird that runs so fast
He eats pool hall chili, drinks what you got on draft.
He's got a pickup truck, he love's to f**k
and if you need a woman he can fix you up
He's an all american redneck, he's got class.

Well he just bought a brand new lectricphonic stereo
He got a deal at sears from a salesman that he knows
He's got all the latest country-western hits
'Cause he thinks disco music is a bunch of shit
and it is

He kicks ass
He smokes grass
He drives a '65 T-bird that runs so fast
He eat's pool hall chili, drinks what you got on draft
He's got a pickup truck, he loves to f**k
and if you need a woman he can fix you up
He's an all american redneck, he's got class.

He'll kick your ass! (he wishes)

[lame54]

5. He really is building a Dick Army

[billybob537]

6. Want to find an asshole?

Lift up a cowboy hat!!!

[peekaloo]

7. It takes a big, strong Dick to teabag America! Gotta be tough to drag those nuts

all around the country!

[Hubert Flottz]

9. All in all he's just another Dick with no balls...

He ain't got no education.

"If you don't eat your bullshit you can't have any pudding!"

[peekaloo]

12. The Patron Saint of Taint.

LOL at the PF rewrite!

[Hubert Flottz]

13. He's a "cowpoke" because the pigs all squealed on him...

And he couldn't do nuttin with the muttin, without has 36 hour pud pounder pill.

I'll bet he LOVES Chicken...

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Check his boots. Real cowboys have shit on the outside....

...not the inside.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. LOL

Them boots are full of it!

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Hmmm. He is looking a little tall today, isn't he?

:rofl:

[lunatica]

14. The Dick is all he can be

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. "C'mon, lady, put 'em up!"

[Hubert Flottz]

17. I'll bet Dick could lick every evil doer in the Middle East in a week

if we'd send him over there...The one Dick Surge!

[Octafish]

18. ''Lead with your right...''

...dumb ass."

[Hubert Flottz]

20. I have but one word for Slick Dick's boxing plans...

Klitschko


Now that's a bout I'd pay to see!

[Octafish]

21. Somebody's gonna pay.

"Are you goin'ta pay? You're goin'ta pay!"
-- Lenny McLean, as Barry the Baptist
in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels";
believed to be 2,000-0 as a boxer.

PS: I'd dish out pay-per-view bucks to see Klitschko play with Dick.

[Feron]

22. All hat and no cattle. nt