Top 5 broken Obama promises

[Renew Deal]

There were a lot of promises about Obama out there during the election. Obama has broken so many promises that I might have to really think about 2012.

1. Obama will put republicans into FEMA Camps. Word is that Obama will round up republicans and put them into FEMA camps. He's been in office for almost a year and this still hasn't happened. :argh:

2. Obama will turn freepers into soap. I looked at freeperville recently and there's no proof that this has been accomplished.

3. Obama will not give swine flu shots to republicans. Rumor has it that republicans have been given shots.

4. Obama will use the new continental superhighway that Bush built to create a North American Union. The highway is built, but we have not been united with our Mexican and Canadian comrades.

5. Obama will lead a new world order. Obama's wimpy attempts at ruling the world have simply fallen flat. His tyranny was mistaken for pacifism and he was given a peace prize. OMG

[Arkana]

1. He also told me that everything he wanted to do would get done at once.

He told me that the status quo would just roll over and allow things like healthcare reform without a fight--that's why Truman and Clinton were so successful in their endeavors. Anything in increments is a failure and Obama should commit ritual seppuku.

[liberal N proud]

4. It should have happened on January 21st

:sarcasm:

[SOCALS]

2. Is it a joke? It is not very funny

[Renew Deal]

5. No it's not a joke.

Obama promised to put republicans in FEMA concentration camps and it hasn't happened. Glenn Beck told me this and I feel betrayed!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. No shit! I thouht all those motherfuckers would be rounded up by now

And I could have all of their guns! Fuck me. I was really looking forward to all the new guns! Sombitch does not keep his promesis. And all the cool cars after the rapture. I was looking forward to a new Ferrari! Where is my Ferrari?

You want a pony? Fine! I want about 1,000 pony's in my new Ferrari that I still don't have from Obama.

Piece of shit.

[NYC_SKP]

3. Oh my! Unrecommends! Shocking!

I love your post.

I worry, however, that it may have disappointed two or three who expected a bashing thread that they could jump onto.

Recommended for the refreshing POV.

:kick:

[Renew Deal]

6. The Obama is a 1 termer types were getting all excited.

And I think i delivered. :D

[Arkana]

7. [borat]High five![/borat]

[NYC_SKP]

It would have fit so well on the Greatest Pages of late.

Sadly...

Supporters have to retreat into the Barack Obama forum to avoid the bullying and name calling in GD and GDP.

Quite the upside-down world, lately.

Ah well.

It will pass...not completely, but it will pass.

[G_j]

9. the list is like a freeper/teabagger primer

refreshing?

[NanceGreggs]

10. OMG.

This post is absolute political perfection.

Your style is superb, and your timing impeccable!

What we need here is a KBKRFBAFBH* smilie!


(*KUDOS,BRAVA,KICK,REC,FANTASTIC,BRILLIANT,APPLAUSE,FIST-BUMP and HUG)

[arcadian]

11. Hey Nance

This post of mine could use a bit of your love.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7259935

:D

[NanceGreggs]

12. You got it! n/t

[Renew Deal]

13. lol

Thanks

[NanceGreggs]

14. No ...

... thank you!

[Incitatus]

15. Some people just don't understand his chess game.

It may look like he's caving in and selling out, but you got to keep the faith.

[bridgit]

16. heh-heh, didn't you just love the 'I'm going to re-appropriate war funding...

'...into relief for student tuition at the university level' while waving/smiling in the midst of pom-pom flailing pyramids of cheerleaders and back flipping mascots *in* university gymnasiums for month after month till that vote was secured - people be had, but that was some cool fucking French Pass shit, man!

[Toasterlad]

17. I Know, Right? As If a President Should Keep His Promises! Progressives Are SO Stupid!

End war! Reform health care! Recognize equality! Champion victims of the banking industry!

What kind of moron believed Obama had any INTENTION of keeping those promises??? Man, it is SO FUCKING FUNNY when desperate people are lied to!

[Renew Deal]

18. Two weeks ago many of you were pissed that Obama "kept his promise" in Afghanistan.

And BTW, Obama kept every one of the promises you listed above (though he never promised to "end war").

[Winterblues]

20. Obama Promise.."Beginning on Day One"..."One Brigade a Month"

Yep he keeps his promises alright...

[Toasterlad]

21. Oh, I'm Sorry. I Didn't Realize You Were Developmentally Challenged.

Of COURSE Obama kept his promises! He's the bestest president EVER! And now, we're going to have some apple juice and pretend it's magic flying drink!!!

[Winterblues]

19. Didn't he also promise to take away Republican's guns?

I also seem to recall him distinctly promising to turn all Republican men Gay..:shrug: