Yes Virginia, there is a shit creek...

[Hubert Flottz]

And we are all standing in it up to our bottom lips. Waiting for the next piss storm to trickle down.

And I still have a sinking feeling Virginia dear. Maybe Santa will bring us a paddle.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Don't make waves!

[hobbit709]

2. Here's where you get your paddle

[Hubert Flottz]

6. No Virginia,

I don't think it would be rude to ask Santa for an Evinrude, or perhaps a hot patch for your water wings.(maybe a sugar plumb flaveored Aqualung)

[Jamastiene]

3. K&R

[madokie]

4. Up shit creek without a paddle

describes our predicament pretty good

[Hubert Flottz]

5. And the ciller carp are starting to circle.

All hands on your D***s and full speed ahead! "I don't think she'll take much more Captain!"

Call Joe the deputy plumber asap.

[JVS]

7. goddamned shit-river

[Hubert Flottz]

9. All they are saying, is give poop a chance!

"But It's really great shit," they'll tell you.

We have voted for and trusted too many people who didn't know Jack Shit, and now we are in a world of shit!

[blindpig]

13. Wide, wide river...

WIDE, WIDE RIVER
The Fugs


River of shit
River of shit
Flow on, flow on, river of shit
Right from my toes
On up to my nose
Flow on, flow on, river of shit
I've been swimming
In this river of shit
More than 20 years
And I'm getting tired of it
Don't like swimming
Hope it'll run dry
Got to go on swimming
Cause I don't want to die
Spoken:
Oh I can feel another 1000 years
Of the flapjacks of Sorrow! Unless!
Unless we make 2000 A.D.! 2000 A.D.
Our glorious deadline
A glorious deadline to make the
World a better place!
Or else the flapjacks of sorrow
Are going to slide down our throats
Slide down our throats
For another millenium
Of pain and war and oppression
And all our children's children's children's
Children's children children
Shall have to wade and to swim
In the same grim river
In which we now swim
Sing along with us
Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
(Repeat first verse)

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I think I like that better than Jingle Bells!

:thumbsup:

[KittyWampus]

8. Spoken like a 12 year old. I suppose you think that was clever?

[Hubert Flottz]

10. How would you put it then Kitty?

BTW, I am in my second childhood...and yes I do think that was clever.

If you didn't like it you didn't have to add to the bullshit that I put up with already.

Edit...I never did talk nasty, gamble, drink, smoke, or chase bad women, until I picked it up in the Army Kitty. Hell, I grew up being made to go to Sunday School!

[JNelson6563]

11. Shit rolls downhill

Welcome to the valley. :hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Trickle down misery as far as the eye can see J...

And that's all the GOP and their Blue Dog lap dogs have to dish out. They know that if things get better with Obama in the White House, they're toast for years to come, so they would sooner see the country crash and burn than to loose any more elections. They have a scorched Earth mentality. The 'I Got Mine Club' wants to win every time or they'll take all the marbles and run home crying.

[JNelson6563]

15. 100% agreement.

Well said, friend. :toast:

[KittyWampus]

16. we're DOOMED?

or

we're fucked?

or

OH, you probably had it right.

[BR_Parkway]

17. Paddle? I thought we were waiting for ponies

[blindpig]

19. Here they come....

[Toots]

18. And it's name is America

:shrug: