4-year-old boy caught with beer, stolen gifts

[Ghost in the Machine]

4-year-old boy caught with beer, stolen gifts

Associated Press - December 17, 2009 12:05 PM ET

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (AP) - Investigators in Chattanooga say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress taken from under a neighbor's Christmas tree.

The child's mother, 21-year-old April Wright, told WTVC-TV that the boy "wants to go to jail because that's where his daddy is." Wright says she and the boy's father are going though a divorce.

The boy, discovered outside his house Tuesday, was taken to a hospital and treated for alcohol consumption.

http://www.wrcbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11693297

[NightWatcher]

1. wow, partying hard and only 4... I want to hang with that kid

"so I says to the kid, gimmie back my crayon or I'll stab you in the *hick* eye"



(not the kid from the story)

[thenooch]

10. well this is the real culprit...

Surprisingly similar to that 1st pic...

""April Wright says she is going through a divorce with her husband, who is in jail on drug and theft charges. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree.""



Well, the kid knew the proper route to the slammer...

[MineralMan]

2. Prosecute him as an adult and give him

15-life, dang it. :sarcasm:

[Initech]

3. 4 years old and already a drunken cross dresser? Imagine what he'll be like at 21.

[Freddie Stubbs]

5. Probably a State Senator

[KamaAina]

6. Republican, of course

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

12. lol

:rofl:

[Initech]

13. He needs to move to Louisiana first.

After all, Vitter needs someone to carry on his brand of sleaze. :evilgrin:

[DKRC]

9. The next Eddie Izzard

If we're that lucky.

[lies and propaganda]

4. DEATH PENALTY!

we cant let people like this roam the streets! Goddamn their war on xmas!

[cali]

7. what a sad, sad story. the kid wants to go to jail to be with his daddy.

[Deja Q]

8. At age 4, it is improbable there was deliberate malice.

Sounds like a cry for help.

Pity daddy went into jail. I wonder why.

Or why somebody better can't replace that one, depending on the circumstances.

And, if I could be reformed, maybe I would make a decent father. Dunno. Might never will know.

[snagglepuss]

11. I don't believe it. This sounds like another balloon boy staged event. nt

[goldcanyonaz]

14. Is this Balloon Boys lil' brother?

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. kicking for the night shift...

:kick:

[TexasObserver]

16. If you wanna sing the blues ....