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tmyers09 Donating Member (706 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:44 AM
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If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one...
I'd like Joe Lieberman, the esteemed Senator, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:48 AM
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1. One word - barbaric.
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tmyers09 Donating Member (706 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:50 AM
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3. Me, or Joementum?
The quote is from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I found it quite fitting.
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 08:33 PM
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13. Joementum.
I would not call a DUer barbaric.
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HowHasItComeToThis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:54 AM
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8. EXCLUSION OF ANYONE IS SUSPECT
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:50 AM
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2. Did your RV livin' cousin just show up? n/t
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tmyers09 Donating Member (706 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:52 AM
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5. Let me put it this way.
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. ;-)
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 02:02 AM
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9. Every time Catherine revved up the microwave,
I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.


:rofl:
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Terra Alta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:50 AM
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4. Don't hold back now.
Tell us how you really feel! ;)

I would tell tell Lieberman that, and then some.
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:52 AM
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6. I just want him di credited so he can never have power again.
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 01:54 AM
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7. I was jes saying to myself,
"Girl friend, what do you think your buddy tmyers09 wants about now!"

And so, I am putting Lieberman in the limo and sending him on over to your place.

Ya treat him nice now, ya hear!!

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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 10:02 PM
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14. LOL
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 02:20 AM
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10. A HEARTY K&R
It felt good just reading that.
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 02:24 AM
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11. well done Clark!!
Let's throw in a subscription to the jelly-of-the-month club, whaddya say??
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 10:10 AM
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12. Recommended in return for the belly laugh
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-19-09 10:07 PM
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15. Lemme just empty the shitter an' I'll get right on that!
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