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Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 12:05 AM
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Box o' Puppies Redux
One morning, Obama goes out on a morning jog, followed by a group of Secret Service agents, when he sees a little boy sitting on a corner with a box of puppies.

Obama stops and says, "Hey, kid, what kind of puppies are those?"

"They're Democrats," says the little boy.

Obama grins, pats the kid on the head, says, "Atta boy!" and goes on his way.

The next day, Obama is out jogging again, this time with Rahm Emanuel in tow. Sure enough, there's the boy on the corner.

Obama stops, winks at Rahm, and says, "Hey, kid, what kind of puppies have you got there?"

"They're Socialists," says the little boy.

Obama's face falls. "Socialists? Yesterday, you said they were Democrats!"

"I know," says the boy, "but today their eyes are open."
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 12:13 AM
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1. K&R
You never fail to nail it. :thumbsup:
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OHdem10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 12:16 AM
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2. Priceless!!!!!!
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 12:16 AM
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3. K&R
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robinlynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 12:22 AM
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4. oh YES!
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 01:11 AM
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5. Very good.
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flamingdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 01:52 AM
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6. OMG, that's great .. crap, am I really a socialist.. hmm. nt
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-20-09 11:38 PM
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7. wonderful.
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