Letters to Santa

[Sparkly]

Got the idea from my brilliant sister, who wrote these:

Dear Santa,
I could use some hair dye. I seem to be going gray for some reason. On second thought, a wig might be better. And a fake nose, and maybe a beard. Oh, and a suitcase. I'm outta here, man.
~ Love, Barack

Dear Santa,
Please leave me a bunch of coal in my stocking. I want to throw it at my so-called friends.
~ Love, Joe L.

Dear Santa,
I want Glenn's time slot, Hillary's ghostwriter and Barack's house. In that order, please. Also peace on earth for everyone in this great nation of ours except of course the radical left wing media with their sneaky gotcha questions and snobbish elite attitudes that are destroying this great nation as everyone knows which I've said before and therefore as you know must clearly be replaced by a stronger moral majority under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all who agree with me.
~ Love, Sarah P.

Dear Santa,
Don't bring us anything! We've already received our present. The Senate gave us everything we wanted.
~ Love, the CEO's of Aetna, UnitedHealth, Cigna and Blue Cross

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Mine:

Dear Santa,
I think it's time to end your little socialist scheme, giving hand-outs to everybody, whether or not they've been bad or good. You know what that's called? Communism. And I've noticed your little suit is RED. Coincidence? Your name is a word scramble for SATAN. Coincidence? And you wear a beard. You know who else wore a beard? Karl Marx!! Oh, yeah -- coincidence, sure...
~ Glenn Beck

Dear Santa,
Bob Dole thinks there's a bit of confusion here. For years, Bob Dole's asked you for a SLED., but you keep forgetting the "SL" part. Bob Dole appreciates the commercials and all, but you can stop now.
~ Love, Bob Dole

Dear Santa,
I never got my amendment! I want my amendment!! I want it I want it I want it I want it, NOW!!! Otherwise I'm going to my room, locking my door and never coming out to vote again on anything EVER.
~ Ben Nelson

Dear Santa,
...You know...
~ Larry Craig

(Edit: Add more!!)

[Sparkly]

1. Aw c'mon -- surely somebody has the letter from John McCain, or Mitch McConnell, or Chimpy...

:kick:

[damntexdem]

2. Isn't Santa dead? I thought Jesus shot him with a double-barrel.

;-)

[Tailormyst]

3. hehehehe- that was funny!

Especially the Bob Dole one.

[Sparkly]

4. .

:kick:

[Lesleymo]

5. Dear Santa ...

Dear Santa,
I need a diamond ring. A BIG one. Do me a favor, and engrave it with "Forgive Me Please!" And a bracelet to match. And maybe a nice pink convertible. Or, if that's not do-able, how about a cute little elf? That would work, too.
~ Love, Tiger Woods

Dear fat man,
There comes a time when deceit must be seen for what it is. You are empowering the terrorists with all this talk of love and joy. Do us all a favor, and tell the children you are nothing but an impostor in a red flannel suit. You will be greeted as a liberator. Trust me.
~ Bah Humbug, Dick Cheney

Deer Santuh,
I had a dreem that i wuz prezident for 8 years. iT wuz scary. Laura says it wuz only a dreem. whew. Pleeze bring me a Red Ryder BB gun. I promiss not to shoot my eye out.
~ Love, Dubya

[Sparkly]

6. Hey, HI!!!!!!

:bounce: :hi: :bounce:

[Lesleymo]

8. Hi there!

Love your little hopping people! lol

[Stinky The Clown]

7. :::Lesleymo:::

Wow!

(I hope you don't think ill of me for my wacky views!)

:hug:

:loveya:

[Lesleymo]

9. Hi Stinky!

No worries. I agree with your wacky views! My wacky husband is about to give up on the Dems altogether, but I'm trying to tell him he needs to go further LEFT, not retreat to the right!