I am normally against violence, but

[SoCalDem]

while watching the pontificating, pusillanimous, pitiful legislators on cspan, I had a thought for how I would enjoy the process more.

Every podium would have a "special feature".. a built in lie detector..... a lie detector-stun probe combo.

Every lie or exaggeration would come with some voltage:evilgrin:

Can't you just imagine the fun of watching the Chinless Wonder, jump & writhe...or the republican congressman (R-Krylon) do a little jig... envision Senator Walnuts (R-POW) as he gets jiggy with some juice... or even senator Mushmouth Milquetoast, Esq could get a little animated..and Senator Loserman (I-Jowls) could "shake those things" and amuse us..

No one is better than this guy though... this video always cheers me up on a gloomy day

[JVS]

1. you had me at lie detector

I don't even need the stun probe

[proud patriot]

4. !

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[phasma ex machina]

6. Work it like DU. When a suspect's unrecs go below zero the perp receives therapy.

:rofl:

[hobbit709]

2. Real-time behavior modification in action.

[TwilightGardener]

3. LOL at Rick Sanchez--I thought he was such a joke, for that. And yet he's got his own show.

[SoCalDem]

5. I never get tired of that video.CNN had tried to remove it over and over

but TDS has it on their website..:)

[AndyA]

7. We just need a BULLSHIT METER displayed during all speeches,

press conferences, etc. We'll know immediately when we're being lied to.

Strangely, I predict most will shut up and have very, very little to say. We need to make sure the ones on the floor in the houses are calibrated daily, they'll really get a workout. :rofl:

[TreasonousBastard]

8. Stun probe? Ever see this Japanese game show...

possibly more appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqYLXMz9foI

[Gregorian]

10. Oh man.

I was rather enjoying the idea of a Gong show for Senators, with serious consequence. But this is too painful to watch. :)

[Echo In Light]

9. These thugs realize there's never anyone or anything to hold their feet to the flames

Makes it a lot easier for em to fuck everyone over