Presenting: Fundie Quote of the Day. #9. And a new pic, also.

[dixiegrrrrl]

( pls. kindly rec for others to see)

Fundies R US

this is from a webpage ( you really gotta see it) of The Brick Testament,
wherein The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith has re-told the bible ....in LEGOS.
and in his own words.


Here, God tortures Job:


http://www.thebricktestament.com/index.html

[SoCalDem]

1. I thought he was giving cosmetic laser-therapy to Lazarus

:rofl:

[Kookaburra]

2. HA!

That's hysterically funny. I really must check out that site.

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. There is a little lego porno in the Genesis chapter.

I was going to post it, but changed my mind.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. How does he depict David harvesting foreskins for Saul? - Samuel 18:27

"Why David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife."

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Toddle on over there and let us know.

I glanced thru Genesis and Job, then a craving for a strong drink over came me.

[4_TN_TITANS]

7. Man that's a gross

And with the hygiene back then, all those foreskins <shudder>

[Mira]

6. My mother, who is the daughter and the widow of

a fundamentalist preacher would say, while stifling raucous laughter :"This is not allowed to be true".
I concur.
Life it too short....
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