Let's humiliate al-Qaeda further. What should we call that failed explosive underwear?

[derby378]

Poll question: Let's humiliate al-Qaeda further. What should we call that failed explosive underwear?

[TexasObserver]

1. Pyro Panties

[derby378]

2. That's the first one I encountered

I forgot which DUer came up with it, but whomever you are - thank you. :loveya:

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. SpongeBob Scorched Pants

[HopeHoops]

5. Is that a pineapple in your pocket...

[Ghost in the Machine]

33. LOL!

:hi:

[derby378]

6. Damn, that's good

I'm in awe.

[Ghost in the Machine]

34. Thank you!

I'll be here all week.. the tip jar is on the stage

:hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

26. Who lives in Nigeria but wants to bomb me

SPONGEBOB SCORCHED PANTS!

Singed and burned and embarrassed is he

SPONGEBOB SCORCHED PANTS!

To please Allah is his biggest wish

SPONGEBOB SCORCHED PANTS!

Those seventy-two virgins are a tempting dish

SPONGEBOB SCORCHED PANTS!


SPONGE-BOB-SCORCHED-PANTS!
SPONGE-BOB-SCORCHED-PANTS!
SPONGE-BOB-SCORCHED-PANTS!

SPONGE BOB SCORCHED PAAAAAANTS!


:evilgrin:

(and I'm sober :crazy: )

[Ghost in the Machine]

35. BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH!!! This should be an OP!

Absolutely brilliant!

Peace,

Ghost

[AwakeAtLast]

48. Thanks - don't forget you provided the inspiration

Equally as brilliant! :applause:

[Barack_America]

4. Well he certainly roasted his chestnuts by an open fire this Christmas.

That's for sure. So maybe the "Portable Nut Roaster"?

I wonder if he'll end up a Darwin Award candidate?

[Xipe Totec]

7. Yemeni Crispers n/t

[Barack_America]

8. The Al Qaeda "self-vasectomy kit". nt

[blondeatlast]

9. It took me a good 30 seconds after reading that to type my response.

And now I'm giggling again!

[pintobean]

10. Pud dud

Or boomin' bloomers

[randr]

11. A little research is needed to find out

what is the most derogatory and embarrassing term the members of al-Qaeda have for their own private parts.
Hit them at home!

[jberryhill]

12. Incendiary Napkin /nt

[left coaster]

13. Fruit of the Boom! LOL

Major spit take! :)

[KittyWampus]

14. Reluctantly giving this one to Murdoch's rag the NYPost- "Balls of Fire"

[timeforpeace]

15. The next one will be called "our murderer" if they get it right.

[formercia]

16. A flash in the can. n/t

[BeFree]

17. A Q Farted again?

[AzDar]

18. I like "Jock-Strap Jihadi" and "Ball-Bag Bomber" myself.

;-)

[OffWithTheirHeads]

19. The David Vitter Diaper Bomb

[Stevenmarc]

20. Teabag-B-Gone

[Rockholm]

77. Good one.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

21. Bum Velocity Detonators (B.V.D.) nt

nt

[asjr]

22. The Fart that Failed.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

23. PopJocks?

[cbdo2007]

24. Muhammed's Secret Low Rise Bikini Brief collection

[denem]

25. Crack a Jack Brief JiHards

[AwakeAtLast]

27. "Testicle Toaster" made me giggle

but I'm a girl, so I'm sure you boys are not giggling. :scared:

[Z_I_Peevey]

28. Bloomers of Doom.

[omega minimo]

29. Suicidey Whities

[Arkansas Granny]

30. Boomer Bloomers.

[no_hypocrisy]

31. Hot pants

[pipi_k]

32. Weapons of Ass Destruction

hey...I tried.

:+

[Recovered Repug]

36. Since the attempt failed, I guess that would make it

unDEPENDSable.

[Z_I_Peevey]

37. Total Scrotal Explodal

bah-dum-bump

[Withywindle]

38. Ass Blasters

Sky-High Thighsters

Balls A-Poppin'!

Martyr Farters

[Kip Humphrey]

39. Stupeedos

[omega minimo]

53. LOL

:rofl:

[Princess Turandot]

40. Weenie Warmer .... nt

[11 Bravo]

41. Great Balls of Fizzle.

[jmondine]

42. Stunderwear

[arthritisR_US]

43. panty bomber. n/t

[blondeatlast]

44. (Rotten) Fruit of the Boom. nt

[blondeatlast]

45. Blunderoos. Uh-ohnderoos. nt

[blondeatlast]

46. Pantabooms. nt

[WonderGrunion]

47. Undepends!

When you can't be sure if your bomb is going to go off.

[havocmom]

49. Nitro Knickers

from Havocdad

[varelse]

50. other

This one: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7347969&mesg_id=7348055

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

51. That remains my favorite by far. I hadn't even had caffeine yet

and still I lol'ed.

[Withywindle]

52. You know, I just have to say

that "failed explosive underwear" is one of those phrases I just never expected to see on DU. Not even in the Lounge.

[omega minimo]

54. Dynopers

[Imagevision]

55. umm... ladies panties?!!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

56. Dynamite depends

[blues90]

57. This has to be one of the most childish polls I've ever seen .

Why make a joke out of something that people on that plane did not see as a joke at all? I don't see the humor in this at all.

[Withywindle]

58. the attempt FAILED.

The plane did not blow up. Nobody died. It's OKAY to laugh. Really.

Spectacular failures of evil intent are funny.

Exploding underwear is funny.

[varelse]

60. The poll is titled "Let's humiliate al-Qaeda further"

I think of this as a worthy cause - and frankly, there are some pretty hilarious ideas here.

Now, that other thread where DU'ers are agreeing with Pat Buchanan that pain medication and medical treatment should be withheld from a burn victim because he tried to blow up a plane - that thread makes me sick.

This one? A bit of harmless fun.

[blues90]

61. If you were one of the people on that plane

Would you think it was funny and harmless? Pardon me but I fail to see the humor in this childish post. How about the fleeow who got burnt putting out the fire do you think the pain of his burns is funny.

Some of you are why out of reality just because the plane did not blow up is no reason to start a poll of stupid jokes.

You have to be children without a brain there is no other reason I can come up with.

If someone has an auto accident and is in shock over that do you find that funny?

[varelse]

63. You and I don't have the same sense of humor

Of course I wouldn't laugh at someone in shock from any sort of injury. I'd be busy helping them or calling for help.

However, no one died on this plane - the attack was a complete cockup. I can only hope it was a humiliating blow to the "masterminds" of the attack and I see no reason not to join in mocking them.

[blues90]

68. let me know after you are on a plane that has a similar result

Then come tell me how funny it was. This is the world I now live in after 61 years.

[blondeatlast]

70. I've been in a nea miss. You'fd be surprised to find how much

humor there was abfter we were in the terminal and debriefed.

[varelse]

72. This type of humor is far older than you are

I somehow doubt this is the first time you've ever encountered it.

[derby378]

75. If I might suggest something...

...try reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban if you haven't done so already. Read the book as I consider the book far superior to the movie.

Pay careful attention to how the students are taught to react to an agent of fear known as a Boggart.

[blondeatlast]

76. Good suggestion; very good suggestion! nt

[seeinfweggos]

69. complete cockup

indeed

a q tried to kill a plane load of people and all that happened is their guy blew his junk off = funny

pretty simple

[Withywindle]

64. You think people who were on that plane aren't laughing about it now?

You really don't 'get' gallows humor, black comedy, or laughter as a way of coping with fear, do you?

Did you ever see or hear any of the jokes Londoners were telling after the '05 bombings? (when people WERE killed, but the Brits are hardcore about their humor.)

Lots of people do, you know.

[blues90]

67. No I doubt they are laughing about it now . nt

[pintobean]

73. The fudged underwear bomb

opens the terrorists to ridicule and mockery. If they had succeeded, this thread wouldn't exist.

[sendero]

59. Crotch Dudley..

... watch out.

[Generic Brad]

62. Tighty Ignities?

[voteearlyvoteoften]

74. Good one!

[hunter]

65. Dick Cheneys.

[blondeatlast]

66. Or Chick Deignies?

I kill myself... :rofl:

[johnaries]

71. Liar, liar, pants on fire?

Hey, I tried!

[Z_I_Peevey]

80. Fryer, Fryer, Pants for Hire?

to tweak your idea a bit

[blondeatlast]

78. Chick Deignies. nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

79. First shoes, then bloomers. What next, suppositories?

(And no, I'm not related in any way, shape, or form, to Umar Farouk Abdulmutallib. Can I help it if I'm prescient?)

[pintobean]

81. kick 4-61

[Odin2005]

82. PYRO PANTIES!!!