‘Traditional marriage’ defender Rove mocked for getting divorced

[babsbunny]

http://rawstory.com/2009/12/rove-mocked-divorced/

By Daniel Tencer
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 -- 2:44 pm

The progressive blogosphere is having a good laugh at self-professed "traditional marriage" defender Karl Rove, after a Texas court granted the former Bush White House political mastermind his second divorce.

The man referred to as "Bush's brain" ended his 24-year marriage to Darby Rove last week, said Dana Perino, the former Bush press secretary and now, apparently, the "family spokeswoman" for the Roves, according to Politico.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Bet his ex had the papers drafted in 2000 and in a drawer until January 20, 2009.

[Sal Minella]

2. I just can't imagine why any woman would even think about marrying a little maggot

like him in the first place. Some women are really desperate, I guess.

[Ian David]

4. Some people say Karl Rove has cocaine. n/t

[tbyg52]

6. I can't imagine any human being having anything to do with him.

Hmmmm.... Does that say something about his customary associates....? ;->

[walldude]

13. Or just as nasty as he is.. she stayed with him for 26 years.

There has to be something wrong there. Maybe she's attracted to power or something. Fact is, he is overweight, bald, and ugly on both the outside and the inside. Probably a lousy lay too. Most men who are that egotistical are not know for caring about their womans needs. She is either as nasty as he is, or was in it for the money and power.

What I'm waiting for is the mistress to come out. YOu know Rove didn't get a divorce without having something waiting in the wings, because he wouldn't amount to much on the "dating circuit" :rofl:

[EOTE]

16. I've seen her before, she's basically a female Karl Rove.

Basically take Rove, shave a half foot off his height and take away 3/4ths of his jowls and you've got Darby Rove. Of course, that's just her appearance. I know nothing of whether she's as ugly as Karl on the inside.

[Ian David]

3. If Rove is Bush's brain, then who is Rove's penis? n/t

[Berry Cool]

7. Now THERE's a mystery I'd just as soon leave uninvestigated.

Of course, Rove himself is one giant dick.

[Ian David]

9. He sure seems to have continued his relationship with Dana Perino for some reason. n/t

[joeunderdog]

8. Dick was his right-hand...well, forget it. nt

[bridgit]

15. This guy...

Does make me wonder now though, with all these body parts sloshing around in so independent a state as Texas - why does it take so many Texas oil war mongering neocon shit-talking two-faced rattlesnakes standing butts-to-nuts just to make one roll of Texas TP that won't take shit off of no one :shrug:

[walldude]

17. LOL.. if Rove is Bush's brain

and he has anal sex with his wife we could say that Bush's brain is up Rove's wife's ass. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[XOKCowboy]

5. Yet two of my gay friends have been in a loving, monogamous relationship for 26 years....

I really hope that Rove burns in the Hell described by his fundie pals.

[progressoid]

12. According to wikipedia...

Rove's father was gay. Well, actually step-father.


In December 1969, the man Rove had known as his father left the family, and divorced Rove's mother soon afterward; it later became known he was homosexual.<6><7> After his parents' divorce, Rove learned from his aunt and uncle that the man who had raised him was not his biological father; both he and his older brother Eric were the children of another man. Rove has expressed great love and admiration for his adoptive father and for "how selfless" his love had been.<8> In 1981 Rove's mother committed suicide in Reno, Nevada.<8>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove#Family.2C_upbringing.2C_and_entry_into_politics

[Mari333]

10. I just think of that poor woman having to face his naked body coming towards her

every night.
He has always reminded me of a huge condom with a nose.

[progressoid]

11. He should be mocked for a lot of other things too.

[Xicano]

14. Oh come now ladies you know you fantasize about Karl Roves' glistening masculine nude body

[cbdo2007]

18. It sounds like he is a threat to "traditional marriage".

Nice example you're setting there Rove!!

[alphafemale]

19. I was always creeped out by how much they could pass for brother/sister