It's pretty embarassing to set fire to/blow off your balls & have your undies on CNN every 5 min
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Tue Dec-29-09 05:36 PM
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It's pretty embarassing to set fire to/blow off your balls & have your undies on CNN every 5 min |
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Edited on Tue Dec-29-09 05:37 PM by ddeclue
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Just a note to future terrists(sic)...
and oh it's gonna be hard to enjoy your time with the 72 virgins when you've blown off the necessary "equipment" :rofl:
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Tue Dec-29-09 05:40 PM
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1. Ewww did he really blow them off? |
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Tue Dec-29-09 05:42 PM
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Just cause you are a (____________), don't make ya' smart.
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Tue Dec-29-09 05:53 PM
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3. It's sad that we look at this person's suffereing. What have we become? |
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Tue Dec-29-09 05:59 PM
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5. Suffering? I'm sorry, but if you try and kill 300 people... |
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you can certainly be laughed at for attempting to kill them by blowing your own nuts off. Gimme a break.
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:06 PM
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11. Please tell me that you aren't |
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feeling sympathy for this monster.
Being laughed at is the least he should have to worry about.
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:17 AM
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16. I'm saying nobody has looked into why he did what he did. |
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What caused him to feel the way he felt? If we knew these answers, then maybe we could address the problem and not have these violations at the airports when you want to get on a plane.
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:07 PM
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12. What?! You have sympathy for that POS? |
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Hopefully I'm misunderstanding you...
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:16 PM
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13. Apparently you had no loved ones |
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on that flight. His pain and suffering is minuscule compared to the pain and grief family members would have endured had he been successful. Perhaps his physical discomfort will serve as a much needed deterrent to other would-be mass murders.
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:18 PM
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14. You mean "what are we?" |
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Answer: Beings with an appreciation for irony
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Tue Dec-29-09 05:55 PM
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4. I wanna see a close-up photo of the "damaged goods", in living color, |
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all over the teevee. He hasn't been embarrassed half as much as he deserves yet.
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Tue Dec-29-09 06:01 PM
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6. what if he dies of embarrassment |
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does that count for martyrdom?
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Tue Dec-29-09 06:40 PM
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7. You don't think Allah will give them back? Bigger than ever? |
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:00 PM
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8. And just think what would he have done with 72 virgins...now |
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that's the first thing I was wondering.
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:03 PM
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9. Favorite headline of the day: Great Balls of Fire! |
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Sometimes the New York Post hits it right.
Runner up fave was a posted comment on the NY Post site: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:06 PM
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10. Moms around the world are saying it... |
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You know they are...
See! I told you! Never leave the house without clean underwear!
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