You Know You're A Conservative When...

[proud2BlibKansan]

By Ken Kupchik

Since almost no one is willing to identify with the GOP these days, it can be difficult to diagnose conservatism. Here are some tips to help determine if you are a conservative:

10) You refused to share your toys in kindergarten, saying it would put you on a dangerous path to socialism.

9) You get angry when there are choices for languages on an automated call because you still don't have a good grasp on English.

8) You hate those "elite Hollywood liberals" but refuse to cancel your Netflix account.

7) You go to tea bagger rallies because you have no job thanks to the recession that "started under Obama."

more . . . http://airamerica.com/really/12-28-2009/how-tell-if-youre-conservative/

[FrenchieCat]

1. or.....

1a) You hope and pray the economy tanks, and you lose your job so that you could have been right about Barack Obama's handling of the economy.

2a) you wanted the crotch-bomber's pants to explode, cause then you see the Democratic party defeated in 2010.

3a) You hope the health-care bill doesn't pass, cause you like your medicare just fine, thank you.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Those are great!

:applause:

[SpiralHawk]

3. 1b - You worship chickenhawks as models of courage and integrity

You know, you sincerely believe that republicon 'leaders' like George AWOL Bush, Five-Deferments Cheney, Anal-Pimple-Deferment Limbaugh, and shirkers Bill O'Reilly, John Boehner, Trent Lott, Rudy Guiliani, Newt Gingrich, Tom Delay, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, etc. etc. are COURAGEOUS FIGURES OF INTEGRITY.

Bwaaa ha ha ha ha.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. LOL!